Be a pompous snob

<p>Brag about yourself, basically.</p>

<p>My highest achievement is skipping a rock ten times...and finding the cure to death (it's life).</p>

<p>Not really my highest achievement, but whatever :b</p>

<p>My biggest achievement was quietly making you do :b instead of :p and :P</p>

<p>I'm the most interesting man in the world. And I learned calculus at the world's youngest age.</p>

<p>i did it with the virgin mary</p>


<p>i hope no one takes offense to this. i'm only kidding :D</p>

<p>I got hit on by a hot guy who works at Wal-Mart. Which is weird, cause everyone knows hot guys don't work there.</p>

<p>^ that's's always old guys that work there (at least as greaters)...</p>

<p>I've cured cancer,solved the energy crisis, won a nobel prize , wrote a ny times bestseller and I scored a 2400 when I was 10 years old , mastered differential equations at 12 and I am ranked 1/10,000 in my school. On top of that, I have won gold medals in the natl chem & physics olympiad.</p>

<p>I know how we can stop the oil spill, but I don't feel like sharing that information with anybody.</p>

<p>@Goodbye-- Those old people are always really nice, but the creepy people just scare me. The hot guys make it worth the trouble.</p>

<p>I won the Nobel Prize in peace and economics, won the fields medal, got gold in the olympiads in physics, chemistry, informatics and mathematics, mastered differential equations at 7 and have MIT's Math department consult me for math questions every day.</p>

<p>I'm Batman. No seriously, I am. </p>


<p>I am fluent in every single language known to mankind (past, present, and future).</p>

<p>I am a professional actress, musician, and composer in every country.</p>

<p>In my free time, I enjoy mountain climbing, traveling space, and finding cures for incurable diseases.</p>

<p>Not to mention I was crowned the Emperor of the world in 5 years.</p>


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<p>I decoded the Voynich manuscript at the age of 5, and through reading it, have cured every disease known to man.</p>

<p>I'm me. </p>


<p>I went to Jurassic Park and kicked a raptor in the balls.</p>

<p>i got rid of my personal shopper for buying me the wrong color private jet</p>

<p>@ porkperson</p>

<p>this one is's supposed to be more sarcastic/ironic/false-telling/fun/etc.</p>

<p>I'm a really good actress (like how I had you all believing I was a liberal, hippie, Wiccan, vegetarian, bi female). I'm really a very strict straight rich conservative Catholic boy. I just do the alter ego for the lulz.</p>

<p>(PS: I think I've reached the peak of boredom.)</p>