<p>So, there was, once, upon a time, a little boy, named EpicBacon. He wanted to be an Anthropology major. Then, oh so sadly, the facts killed his desire to do so. Later, he thought, ‘Huh, instead of that silly degree, I’ll go for a B.A. in Psychology!’ Unfortunately, once again, the truth killed that passion. </p>
<p>Later, he looked at Film. “Hey, I’ve produced some pretty funny videos! Why, I could make great money with this as a career!” The employment and salary rate for this major, once again, broke his hear.</p>
<p>A few months passed, EpicBacon discovered he had a genuine passion for languages. Specifically, French and German. However, he, once again, cried upon facing reality. </p>
<p>Much time passed, Sir Bacon looked at Journalism. He loved the media, and everything about it. He loved writing and he loved expressing himself and being relevant in the present. </p>
<p>Once again, sadly, that desire also was a failure.</p>
<p>Finally, Bacon is looking at Marketing. Is it a good decision? Tell Bacon the truth, please!</p>