<p>*Delete This</p>
<p>Is beating the system themeaningoflife?</p>
<p>"I was walking down the city streets, when a man walks up to me. “Run faster, jump higher…” I said: “Man, I’m not going to let you poison me!” I took it and I threw it on the ground… “You must think I’m a joke. I’m not going to be part of your system…”</p>
<p>At the farmer’s market with my so-called girlfriend, she hands me a cellphone, says it’s my dad, I said: “Man, that’s not my dad. This is a cellphone. I took it and I threw it on the ground… I’m not a part of your system. My dad is not a phone! Duh!”</p>
<p>“And the moral of the story is… You can’t trust the system.”</p>
<p>^ummmmmmmmm</p>
<p>This thread makes sense.</p>
<p>hahaha!
You know what is really funny. I wqas just ranting (on a caffeine high about authority and how I f-in hate it"
Like Authority says that smart people aren’t supposed to curse. You know what I say f-them . After all, why can’t I curse? because its socially unacceptable? you know who created social unacceptability-the authority… Society is a construct full of brain dead idiots mindlessly following the authority. The authority tells me that I can’t drive wearing a shirt and drink grape juice. Fail that! The authority is just taking away my liberty to fraternalize and have fun qith life. So I use the anti-authority slogan known all over the world. Swing-Heil. Infact, screw this. I’m not even speak in enlgish b/cause why should english be our modicum of expression- you know who mandated this? The authority. Adios, mis amigos locos. No me gusta la sistema. HahA! Take dat I be sayin in Ebonics/Hebonics!</p>
<p>^zomg you just opened my mind…free love y’all.</p>
<p>But don’t you notice that all the best movies have cursing (not ALLLLL, but lots)? Just saying!</p>
<p>Exacttamente, you see ma point. The authority wants to tell us that even though movies have curses in them we aren’t supposed to curse in every day life. BUt I say, we should curse whenever we want to ,say what ever the hell we feel like and wear as much or as little clothing as possible. Screw the authority.</p>
<p>So for everyone that didn’t get Sagus’s post, its from an SNL andy samberg skit called “on the ground.” It’s basically the funniest thing I’ve ever seen (maybe the Hanukkah song by Adam Sandler is better, but this one is close). Seriously, look it up on youtube.</p>
<p>King my King!
Captain my captain!
oh my love</p>
<p>LOL, i second what chocolatebanana said in post #5 :|</p>
<p>I watched it It was SO FUNNY. I cried. here’s the uRL. I threw it on the ground!
[YouTube</a> - Andy Samberg - “I Threw It On The Ground” (SNL)](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_HvzLioOgU]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_HvzLioOgU)</p>
<p>^</p>
<p>Some poser walks up to me at a birthday party and hands me a piece of cake. “What do you want me to do with this, eat it?” Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake, too! Welcome to the real world, jackass!</p>
<p>So many things… To throw on the ground. Like this, and this, and this even this. I’m an adult! Two HollyWood phonies trying to give me their autograph… GROUND! “I don’t want your autograph… Phonies!” Then the two phonies got up… Turns out they had a taser…</p>
<p>That’s among my favorite SNL skits of all time. I can’t stop listening to it…</p>
<p>you guys are smoking something verryyyy strong over here</p>
<p>At the farmer’s market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad
Man, this ain’t my dad!
This is a cell phone! </p>
<p>I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I’m stupid?
I’m not a part of your system
My dad’s not a phone!
DUH!</p>
<p>I know ,right. The stuff we’re smoking is pretty good. High quality. yeah, You should get on it!</p>
<p>So many things to throw on the ground.</p>
<p>That skit was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I really LOLed at the “My dad’s not a phone”.</p>
<p>I think we should all do our own versions of beating the system based on that skit.
Ex.
I walked into my school in the ninth grade and my teachers-they handed me a laptop. They said," we give all kids labtops"
I threw it on the ground. What! Just cause I don’t wear polos I’m poor? I don’t need your handouts. I can buy a computer myself. I threw it on the ground!</p>
<p>I love that skit! </p>
<p>I agree about the ‘My dad’s not a phone’ part.</p>