Benefits of Dating a Harvard Man

College Life
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<p>Anyone else get this in an email? </p>

<p>;) </p>

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<p>It’s real, by the way. But was pulled of Craigslist for understandable reasons.</p>

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<p>ROFL</p>

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<p>I think this was a prank.</p>

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<p>Tell homeboy to come to Mission Hill and see how he fits in…He doesn’t represent Boston, that’s for sure.</p>

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<p>one step into murderpan and he’s done son.</p>

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<p>Definitely hilarious!</p>

<p>I mean… who wouldn’t want to be with a Ha-r-vard man?</p>

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<p>This is classic.</p>

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<p>haha ya my friend sent that to me! hilarious!</p>

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<p>“You must be white, 5′6″ - 5′9″, young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent. You must be in school, preferably Tufts or Wellesley but BU and BC are acceptable (definitely not MIT).”</p>

<p>can u say picky? and whats wrong with MIT?! what a loser…unless that is…he can afford to be that picky. beauty and the geeks anyone?</p>

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<p>MIT = Asian.</p>

<p>He doesn’t want Asian. ;)</p>

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<p>this was circulated around Harvard as well…the scary part is that it’s not a joke…</p>

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<p>This guy is such a playa; thats it, I’m getting rich and going to Harvard.</p>

<p>P.S. Just kidding guys</p>

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<p>Geez. What decade is this?</p>

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<p>that’s how they do things at ha-vahd. the man is willing “to procure an evening gown for you”. also you must be a supermodel and know that women should be put in their place, meaning shut up unless i say something funny and then you laugh hysterically. i think that’s what he meant to say.</p>

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<p>So for hanging out with this jack455 and acting like his trophy white model girlfriend you get a lousy evening gown? this better be an AMAZING evening gown. (is he not even paying his date??)</p>

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^ that’s mean, being an asian’s equal to being overweight and unattractive? In the original one he said “NO black, asian” actually… Anyways what an a hole! What kinda girl stuck with this dude for 2 whole years??</p>

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<p>l</p>

<p>LOL</p>

<p>LOL</p>

<p>LOL</p>

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<p>(definitely not MIT).
procure an evening gown for you
young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent.
hold a conversation, know when to be quiet, and polite in all your behavior</p>

<p>live, breathing dress-up doll. mwahaha</p>

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<p>Wait, will an intelligent girl ever respond to such an email?</p>

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<p>gee, i can REALLY see now why everyone wants to go to ivy league schools so badly… they seem so charming there!</p>

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<p>Maybe it was a Yalie trying to make Harvard look ridiculous. They’re pretty good at that.</p>