Bernard Pivot's Questionnaire

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<p>This might create some fun randomness …</p>

<li>What is your favorite word? </li>
<li>What is your least favorite word? </li>
<li>What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?</li>
<li>What turns you off?</li>
<li>What is your favorite curse word?</li>
<li>What sound or noise do you love?</li>
<li>What sound or noise do you hate?</li>
<li>What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?</li>
<li>What profession would you not like to do?</li>
<li>If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?</li>
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<li>What is your favorite word? Serendipity</li>
<li>What is your least favorite word? Stench </li>
<li>What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Passion</li>
<li>What turns you off? Belligerence </li>
<li>What is your favorite curse word? Fstick*</li>
<li>What sound or noise do you love? Birds in the morning</li>
<li>What sound or noise do you hate? Screeching tires</li>
<li>What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pilot</li>
<li>What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer</li>
<li>If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? <a href=“With%20old%20redneck%20lady%20accent”>b</a> Hon, you’d better be glad I’ve got a sense of humor! Get your skinny butt in here!**</li>
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<li><p>What is your favorite word?
boobs</p></li>
<li><p>What is your least favorite word?
diva</p></li>
<li><p>What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
The thought that someday, some Cleveland team might win a championship within my lifetime.</p></li>
<li><p>What turns you off?
whigger accents</p></li>
<li><p>What is your favorite curse word?
mother ****er</p></li>
<li><p>What sound or noise do you love?
air horns, barking dogs (they are just too funny to me)</p></li>
<li><p>What sound or noise do you hate?
Kids singing, or saying something in unison</p></li>
<li><p>What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
record producer</p></li>
<li><p>What profession would you not like to do?
nurses aide</p></li>
<li><p>If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Whoops! My bad, its not your time yet!</p></li>
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