<p>Continuation:
“Here’s my mom’s recipe for chocolate cake. Try it.”— fifth grade english teacher whose motherhad some great recipes
“Why do you need geometry? WHY DO YOU NEED GEOMETRY? Of course you need it for real life! Without it you can’t take the SAT and you won’t be able to go to college to actually learn something you’ll need for real life!”— seventh grade math teacher who didn’t like her job
“Get out of this class unless you like self-inflicted pain.”— 10th grade honors foreign language class, who was absolutely right
“If you fall asleep while you’re studying Euro and someone wakes you up and immediately asks the name of the Swedish king who fought with the Protestants in the 30 Years War and you can say right away that it’s Gustavus Adolphus, NOW you know you’ve studies enough to get a 5 on the AP!”— AP Euro teacher who apparently was right because none of us were ever woken up with that question and none of us got fives either</p>