Best IR sentence ever in the history of Penn thread

Colleges & Universities University of Pennsylvania
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<p>So I walk into Pod restaurant with a Pulitzer Prize Winner, Paul Kennedy’s understudy, and two Harvard Phds…</p>

<p>anyone want to finish my one liner?</p>

2

<p>meng, you’ve stumped me.</p>

3

<p>and they laugh at you because you think IR is a serious major</p>

<p>(I kid, I kid)</p>

4

<p>I slap you across the face with my 80-page IR thesis!!</p>