<p>Whats the best major for being an international criminal? In terms of being involved in smuggling, arms dealing to countries, large bank robberies, etc?</p>
<p>Wouldnt the obvious choice would be a business major so you can control the finances of your organization? I was thinking also of maybe doing a foreign language (Arabic?) along with learning about a specific region to operate in. </p>
<p>Any thoughts?</p>
<p>No idea but I know some cartels that offer great internships</p>
<p>Computer Science for hacking and cyber crime, duh!</p>
<p>Go to Humboldt State, double major in botany and chemistry and try to get recruited by some local marijuana growers (CU Boulder would probably work just as well). After that, see if you can network with some of the cartels using your knowledge of US based drug smuggling. Then see if you can work with them to develop routes for international smuggling rings.</p>
<p>Alternatively you can major in nuclear engineering and just go from there.</p>
<p>Nuclear Engineering, that’s a great idea! Very in demand in North Korea and Iran.</p>
<p>Mortuary science! Criminals do not appreciate competition. You can plan your own funeral.</p>