<p>% Sharon asks Jerry if he does anything besides stand-up and when Jerry replies</p>
<p>% that he and George are doing a pilot for NBC, Sharon says "oh, so you also</p>
<p>% work together." which seems to puzzle Jerry a bit. Before another question</p>
<p>% can be asked, George has helped himself to some fruit…</p>
<p>George: Jerry did you wash this pear?</p>
<p>Jerry: Yeah, I washed it.</p>
<p>George: It looks like it hasn’t been washed.</p>
<p>Jerry: So <em>wash</em> <em>it</em>.</p>
<p>George: You hear the way he talks to me?</p>
<p>Sharon: You should hear how <em>my</em> boyfriend talks to me…</p>
<p>% Again, Jerry seems confused as to what Sharon is saying. Something’s not</p>
<p>% quite right… But, before another question can be asked, again George</p>
<p>% has a question-- this time for Sharon…</p>
<p>Geroge: Let me ask you something. What do you think of this shirt?</p>
<p>Sharon: It’s nice.</p>
<p>George: Jerry said he didn’t like it.</p>
<p>Jerry: I didn’t say I didn’t like it. I said it was O.K…</p>
<p>George: No, you said you didn’t like it…</p>
<p>Jerry: Oh, so what if I don’t like it. Is that like the end of the world, or</p>
<p>something?</p>
<p>% Bombardier… Open bomb doors. The big one is about to be dropped…</p>
<p>Sharon: So how did you two meet?</p>
<p>Jerry: Actually, we met in the gym locker room.</p>
<p>George: Yeah. Actually it was in gym class. I was trying to climb the ropes</p>
<p>and Jerry was spotting me. I kept slipping and burning my thighs and</p>
<p>then finally I slipped and fell on Jerry’s head. We’ve been close ever</p>
<p>since.</p>
<p>% George takes a hold of Jerry’s leg to stress the point and Sharon, who</p>
<p>% obviously thinks she has a real story here now, asks another question:</p>
<p>Sharon: Do you guys live together?</p>
<p>Jerry: [quizzically] Live together?</p>
<p>George: No, I got my own place.</p>
<p>% Jerry is about <em>this</em> close (picture my thumb and forefinger <em>really</em> close</p>
<p>% together) to figuring out what is going on here, when the “question fatale”</p>
<p>% is asked:</p>
<p>Sharon: And do your parents know?</p>
<p>Jerry: Know <em>what</em>?</p>
<p>George: My parents? They don’t know <em>what’s</em> goin’ on…</p>
<p>% It’s at this point, I <em>swear</em> I heard a big clunk noise in Jerry’s head as</p>
<p>% his eyes light up like sunbeams. Sherlock Seinfeld has solved the mystery.</p>
<p>% (Actually, since he took so long to figure it out he’s probably closer to</p>
<p>% Encyclopedia Brown than Sherlock Holmes, but I’ll give him the benefit of</p>
<p>% the doubt. Heck, it usually took the guys on “Three’s Company” 25 minutes</p>
<p>% to figure out something this complex…)</p>
<p>Jerry: Oh God, you’re that girl in the coffee shop that was eavesdropping on</p>
<p>us. I <em>knew</em> you looked familiar!</p>
<p>% All three rise from the couch and a rather excited J+G try to explain things</p>
<p>% to a very confused reporter.</p>
<p>Jerry: There’s been a big misunderstanding here! We did that whole thing</p>
<p>for your benefit. We knew you were eavesdropping. That’s why my</p>
<p>friend said all that. It was on purpose! We’re not gay! Not that</p>
<p>there’s anything wrong with that…</p>
<p>George: No, of course not…</p>
<p>Jerry: I mean that’s fine if that’s who you are…</p>
<p>George: Absolutely…</p>
<p>Jerry: I mean I have many gay friends…</p>
<p>George: My <em>father</em> is gay…</p>
<p>% But alas, our heroes pleas for help have fallen upon deaf ears…</p>
<p>Sharon: Look, I know what I heard.</p>
<p>Jerry: It was a <em>joke</em>…</p>
<p>George: Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right</p>
<p>now? Let’s go! C’mon, let’s go baby! C’mon!</p>