<p>Not me…but this tickles me.</p>
<p>“The lie detector test determined that was a lie!”-Maury Povich</p>
<p>“I am 110% positive he is the father.” -random guest on Maury</p>
<p>I seriously think he is lying about those tests…</p>
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<p>The teacher didn’t just ask me. She asked the whole class and then started looking at some of the kids in the class who she knew well (I was one of them) but she wasn’t really going to do anything- the girl who did it wouldn’t have liked it if anyone had told on her. If you haven’t noticed, farting in public isn’t exactly something attractive.</p>
<p>You don’t have to lie if they don’t know the correct question to ask. :)</p>
<p>^ you know, you r right. People should stop asking questions that would make other people lie.
Besides, who farted in class was none of the teachers business. She could just spray some perfume and cover her mouth and nose and everthing would be fine.</p>