<p>What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?</p>
<p>Damn, you don’t even want to know.
Or rather, I’ll never tell them to anyone.</p>
<p>My biggest lie wasn’t actually big or anything, I amde a big deal out of it only becasue I was under oath when I told it (this wasn’t in court by the way).</p>
<p>^ lol, no one wants to talk about their biggest lie, or at least in detail.</p>
<p>I know. Seriously.</p>
<p>This is kind of a dumb thread to be honest!!</p>
<p>I like eggs</p>
<p>^ lol, that is your biggest lie!!</p>
<p>Here’s one, I just remembered it:</p>
<p>We were at school and the girl next to me had had eggs for lunch, so her digestive system was screwed up, then I heard her fart right there in the middle of class but no one else noticed (not until the smell spread) so the teacher asked mr if I knew who did it, and I lied and said: No!</p>
<p>UM… YOU should have told on her</p>
<p>no way, I’m no snitch. besides, as a way to thank me she let me cheat off her chemistry paper the next day (one good deed deserves another i guess)</p>
<p>…why would a teacher ask you who farted in the class? do you get punished for farting in class or something. i dunno, just seems weird</p>
<p>my biggest lie is that I am actually a 56 yr. old fat man and i told you all i was in high school.
oh ****…wait</p>
<p>I’m with you on that, pike, why would the reacher be upset with someone farting? And even worse, why would she ask who did it? That’s just horrible…</p>
<p>This is no lie!!! </p>
<p>a mod just asked me to become a moderator!!!</p>
<p>Common one-</p>
<p>“I didn’t have anything to drink, I swear!”</p>
<p>“you’re the father”</p>
<p>I told a girl once that her small boobs weren’t a problem for me.</p>
<p>You got guts,man. To say something like that dang.</p>
<p>“I don’t tell lies”</p>
<p>damn, Mr. Pink beat me to it</p>