Biology/Medical Club Slogans! :)

<p>I saw a thread on journalism t-shirt slogans. A club I'm in wants to have cute, funny, etc. t-shirts, but we can't think of a single thing!</p>

<p>Club for kids interested in entering the medical field or just enjoy biology</p>

<p>Any ideas?</p>

<p>Well I don't know if this applies or not... but our AP bio class's last year was </p>

<p>FRONT "We love furry little creatures..."
BACK: "...inside AND out."</p>

<p>At first it offended me a little bit since I'm an animal rights activist, but it grew on me.</p>

<p>Top-of-the-line precision scalpel: $500
Sterile latex gloves: $4 per box
Performing quadruple-bypass heart surgery to save a grandfather's life: Priceless.</p>

<p>There are some things money can't buy. </p>


<p>Doctors--We cut you up, replace your internal organs, and tell you that you're fat. Best of all? We CHARGE you for it.</p>


<p>Biology/Medical Club: No, it's only 85% Asian.</p>


<p><em>background picture of this: <a href=""&gt;;/a&gt;&lt;/em>
"Why, yes, Mrs. Johnson, this IS a drill."</p>


<p>"First law of patients: When a doctor says "Well, that's interesting", he really means "Uh oh."</p>

<p>I delight in making up cheesy ideas for t-shirts/slogans/etc. That's just how I am, I guess.</p>

<p>Lol. Thanks so much! I love all of them, especially the last one.</p>

<p>I'll bring them up on our meeting Monday, and see what the club likes. I, personally, love all of them. </p>

<p>Thanks! Any more suggestions?</p>

<p>Maybe something that is a pun about DNA or a bio topic?</p>

<p>"We doctor our college applications"</p>

<p>I love the second one! It's hilarious.</p>

<p>I don't understand the one above - "We doctor our college applications." Explain please?</p>

<p>"Go ahead, sue us."</p>

I don't understand the one above - "We doctor our college applications." Explain please?


<p>It's a play on the word doctor, which also means "to tamper with".</p>

<p>"We've got the guts" and then put all the main organs on the T-shirt as well
or We've got the nerve/We've got the heart or something like that. </p>

<p>If you're not beating, join us</p>

<p>We care 2 cure</p>

<p>And a few songtext ones: We'll never break your heart, Right where I belung, Hips don't lie, I just wanna live(r) (as in liver)</p>

<p>We got the guts is my favorite so far. :]</p>

<p>Biology/Medical Club: No, it's only 85% Asian.</p>


<p>"Math Team may be [integral]e^xy, but Medical Club has the brains (and lungs and livers...)"</p>

<p>trust me, i'm a (future) doctor!</p>

<p>eeeeeh....what's up doc?</p>

<p>First rule to being a doctor: Never say "oops!"</p>

<p>E. Fudd knows what's up.</p>