BREAKING NEWS: SKEET IN THE MACHINES RESPONSIBLE FOR SCORE DELAY

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<p>According to several sources, some March 12 SAT scores were not available due to the presence of skeet-skeet in one of the scantrons in College Board’s Manhattan office. The presence of this mysterious substance is responsible for some major problems in the College Board office. Approximately ten percent of the scores were not available because of this. Said College Board president Gaston Caperton:</p>

<p>“We do not know HOW the skeet-skeet got in the machine. We do not WHY skeet-skeet is in the machine. We just know there is skeet-skeet in one of the machines. We are working on removing it right now.”</p>

<p>Wow. That is bad for a lot of people. All of that skeet-skeet jamming up the machines. The worst thing is, is that people’s scores are being delayed thanks to the college board’s incompetence.</p>

<p>This is just a breaking story. Stay tuned.</p>

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<p>LOL…strange
I WISH it were true, because I still can’t believe how badly I screwed up CR.
REALLY?? could it effect my score…j/k!</p>

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<p>Forgive my ignorance, but what is skeet-skeet?</p>

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<p>It is the slang term for the sugary fluid which consists of male human reproductive cells and released during reproduction.</p>

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<p>Skeet is sugary?</p>

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<p>Oh, I didn’t understand why this was a joke until the explanation.</p>

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<p>lol. i thought this was real… for a second i thought skeet skeet was a new computer virus</p>

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<p>No, you’re right. I meant the skeet-skeet virus. It IS a real virus. It seems to be spreading all of the computers across America <sarcastically>.</sarcastically></p>

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<p><sarcastically> yay! I was right!</sarcastically></p>

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<p>Skeet Skeet Skeeeeeeet</p>

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<p>lol Linus, skeet has high levels of glucose to power the flagella in the spermatazoa, for locomotion</p>

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<p>that doesnt necessarily mean it is sweet</p>

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<p>skeet is in clay shooting</p>

<p>lmao</p>

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<p>quote " lol Linus, skeet has high levels of glucose to power the flagella in the spermatazoa, for locomotion"</p>

<p>Sir that would be fructose =p</p>

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<p>your mom eats skeet skeet…</p>

<p>just doing my job, people</p>

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<p>ctsurgery…yes some fructose but not completely…the seminal vesicle does add 6-carbon sugar to the “skeet” and it DOES add glucose. remember, they are isomers, but glycolysis is pretty much all set up for glucose as the energy source. this high potential energy level as sugar content instills “skeet” with a pretty high calorie level.</p>

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<p>lol biomaster that’s some bs lol… I’ll guide you to a reference article…</p>

<p><a href=“Glucose content as a parameter of semen quality - PubMed”>Glucose content as a parameter of semen quality - PubMed;

<p>Quote “…indicating that seminal glucose was utilized by spermatozoa even in the presence of a 50-fold concentration of fructose.”</p>