<p>How do you guys BS a stupid essay? What are some of the dumbest things you’ve ever written that really have nothing to do with what the essay is supposed to be about?</p>
<p>Some teachers don’t actually read your essay once they are acquainted with you and know what to expect…</p>
<p>haha i BS’ed my AP euro essay last year…pulled out a 4 though! it was the one abt women in the war</p>
<p>I’m an expert at BSing AP Gov essays… I actually wrote an entire response on a test that completely switched the jobs of the Congress and the Senate – it was an off day hah – and got like a 90%. But then again, I’m pretty sure my teacher doesn’t actually read what we write…</p>
<p>Every essay I write is BS. My BS is high quality though, so I still do alright.</p>
<p>my bs is high quality too. at the beg. of the year it’s important to make a stellar impression on the teacher and then after that you can BS through EVERYTHING.</p>
<p>Well, it’s not really BS. It’s more like fluffing the essay up. You put in a variety of semi relevant data and make it sound like it has something to do with the topic. Then you give a long but sensible section on your own opinions on the topic dealing with every aspect of how, what, when, where, why, etc, using more fluff to back it up. If a social studies essay, also include socio-economic, political aspects of a situation.</p>
<p>Everyone says they BS essays, guess it’s the “cool” thing to do now.</p>
<p>BSing is an art form. It takes years of practice and experience to perfect it.</p>
<p>I can write decent BS, but I can speak BS much more proficiently.</p>
<p>English essays = easiest to BS.</p>
<p>If you are in an English or History class (especially if it is not AP yet), write a good first essay in the class. Or at least make it long and contain soooo many facts! The second essay your teacher will probably not even read it. My history class last year, my teacher I bet didn’t even read my essays. 100% on all of them unlike the many of my classmates.</p>
<p>I pretty much BS essays all my AP classes. I think there’s a special technique to BSing though, where essays can turn out pretty damn good. I BS myself through essays and afterwards am like “wow, how’d I write this?”
My AP Lang Comp teacher last year was totally incompetent. We sat in a big circle every day and discussed issues. We wrote essays in-class maybe once a month. Other than that we just talked, everyone got an A first semester (she graded all the essays and few work we did really easy). Second semester, she decided to make things more difficult, and gave us spelling quizzes. lol. She did increase her standards for essays though, and was shocked when I started writing 8s and 9s instead of 5s hahaha. She thought she was actually ding a good job as a teacher where as I was actually just trying a lil harder to secure my A.
Anyway, sorry for the anecdote.</p>
<p>We were given a list of words to write an essay with one day in the aforementioned class (in GROUPS) and a couple friends wrote an essay that basically said “I am feeling [word #1], [word#2]… today” and basically just listed all the words off. The teacher thought they were really onto something clever and gave em a high score hahaha</p>
<p>jamrin lol. I’m the opposite. I write BS way better and faster than I can think of good BS to say. I say just list a few things you want to talk about and mention keywords and then just essentially blab eloquently from there on.</p>
<p>Everyone BSes - except scientific writers and my Physics class (where the teacher ridicules everyone’s bad scientific writing on papers for everyone else’s fear. A little bit amusement, but most fear.). Great works of literature are made on foundations of BS and pretty words. Give 'em the old razzle-dazzle, daze and dizzy 'em…(doo doo do do, doo doo)</p>
<p>(that’s Chicago, boys and girls.)</p>