Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest 2009 Results

[toblin]

<p>Bad writing contest. Good stuff. </p>

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The dame sauntered silently into Rocco’s office, but she didn’t need to speak; the blood-soaked gown hugging her ample curves said it all: “I am a shipping heiress whose second husband was just murdered by Albanian assassins trying to blackmail me for my rare opal collection,” or maybe, “Do you know a good dry cleaner?”

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No man is an island, so they say, although the small crustaceans and the bird which sat impassively on Dirk Manhope’s chest as he floated lazily in the pool would probably disagree.

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[ingerp]

<p>Great stuff. Thanks for posting.</p>

[marite]

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Fleur looked down her nose at Guilliame, something she was accomplished at, being six foot three in her stocking feet, and having one of those long French noses, not pert like Bridget Bardot’s, but more like the one that Charles De Gaulle had when he was still alive and President of France and he wore that cap that was shaped like a little hatbox with a bill in the front to offset his nose, but it didn’t work.

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<p>This one made me nostalgic! But Bridget??? BB would have a fit.</p>

[nugraddad]

<p>There is a writer in Canada, named Denyse O’Leary, that has won a "Bully " Lifetime Achievement Award for bad writing. She often tries to defend “Intelligent Design Creationism” and her prose is as befuddled as her thinking. Hilarity ensues.</p>