Buy Your Memorial Rock Now

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<p>Okay so things are so crazy here in Neverland USA and I keep hearing stories so I went on ebay today. This is my favorite of the many bizarre listings: </p>

<p>This is a solid granite-like rock obtained from inside the fence at 5225 Figueroa Mountain Rd, Los Olivos, CA 93441- Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. The item was obtained by me personally on May 21, 2006 at approximately 1:42pm, PST. I was with two friends (Malibu residents) who can vouch as to the authenticity of the item and are willing to provide affidavits in support of it. I also have pictures of myself standing on the location where the item was obtained. The rock is approximately 3" x 3.5" and weighs approximately .75/lbs.</p>

<p>Own an actual piece of a landmark which will be talked about for decades and is certainly destined to become the focal point of a major Hollywood motion picture one day.</p>

<p>The lister actually has a $75.00 bid. So…any CCers wanna pay me $50 and I’ll send you a rock??</p>

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<p>LOL, ebeeee, I thought this thread was going to be about the morbid topic of whether one should prepay for their funeral and tombstone/plot!!!</p>

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<p>As some (cough) of us CCers get older that might be a good thread to start!</p>

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<p>Didn’t someone make a million $$$ from selling pet rocks? There’s a sucker born every second.</p>

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<p>A Neverland rock? Is that all? For a split second I was psyched for a CC “buy a brick” campaign. </p>

<p>NOT! :smiley: :p</p>