<p>One of the stories in today’s Diamondback…</p>
<p>[The</a> Diamondback - State cites DOTS for vomit policies](<a href=“http://www.diamondbackonline.com/news/state-cites-dots-for-vomit-policies-1.1088037]The”>http://www.diamondbackonline.com/news/state-cites-dots-for-vomit-policies-1.1088037)</p>
<p>On something like the 2nd weekend on campus, D2 was headed back to her dorm from her sister’s on the night bus… Was delayed leaving Stamp until the guy who was puking into the trash can on the bus finished and got off. Then en route to the high-rises, another guy across the aisle did a projectile-thing, which caused the driver to have to stop the bus and everyone had to get off. (Luckily D2 was on the ball and sober and launched herself on top of another rider to avoid the line of “fire”). Hopefully by now all the new little Terps have learned to identify their alcohol-intake limits…and let this be a lesson for the incoming Terps who will want to jubuliantly celebrate being away from mom and dad to become stupid-drunk…</p>
<p>*BYOBB = Bring your own Barf Bag.</p>