CALS Alums/Students: Help Please

Hi CALS Affiliates,

I’m a CALS alum and one of my colleagues recently sent me a link to an Urban Dictionary definition for our school:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cornell+Agriculture+School

As you know, this is completely inaccurate and offensive. I would love your support in submitting multiple new “definitions” so that we can outrank this single one that is currently present.

I loved my time at CALS and it has opened doors to wonderful places. I hate that others are thinking this definition to be true.

Based on that person’s writing skills, I’d say s/he didn’t even go to college… I know of no potential employers who (1) think this or (2) check out Urban Dictionary to determine the worth of a school.

CALS is the 4th IN THE WORLD (2nd in the US) for Ag Schools, so I don’t think a UD definition is going to change that. Hope you can come up with something creative & fun that puts this entry to shame.