<p>If you have no idea what I’m talking about then you’re a freaking lier! Everyone loves Calvin and Hobbes. EVERYONE!*</p>
<p>When playing Calvinball, you make the rules as you go along. That way you can’t play the same game twice! Basically, the next person makes the next rule, whatever it may be.
1… 2… 3!</p>
<p>CALVINBALL COMMENCE!</p>
<p>Rule 1: After obtaining 30 points, you must wear cups over your eyes until you obtain the rank of Satchmo at 55 points. These can be any kind of cups too! Drinking cups, measuring cups, bra cups… YOU NAME IT!</p>
<p>*Note: Not everyone may love Calvin and Hobbes. P:</p>
<p>I love Calvin and Hobbes!
Rule 2: When the rank of satchmo is reached and you remove the cups you must crawl on your hands and feet until finding a four leaf clover.</p>
<p>If Calvin and Hobbes were real, we’d be tight.</p>
<p>Rule 3: Whoever finds the four leaf clover first does four cartwheels in a row while the other players try to take the clover from him/her. Whoever gets it next must climb to the top of an oak tree.</p>
<p>Rule 4: Always pass the ball to me.
Rule 5: Whoever holds the ball, wins.</p>
<p>Rule 6: Smallz3141’s name is “me”.</p>
<p>rule 7: if smallz3141 is wearing shoes rules 4, 5, and 6 are no longer in play.</p>
<p>Rule 7: If a 4 leaf clover is found, one must perform the hokey-pokey until they are freeze-tagged by a member of the other team.</p>
<p>Rule 2 times 4: after only one person remains unfrozen, you must prank call 911, suicide hotline, etc until they visit the house with, hopefully, most of the major news stations</p>
<p>rule 8: if you roll an eleven, you will be executed.</p>
<p>I don’t understand. How does this game work? :p</p>
<p>rule 9: people who don’t understand the rules can’t win.</p>
<p>Rule 10: Until you acquire 30 points, you must play wearing a straight-jacket.</p>
<p>rule 11: the most points you can get while wearing a straight-jacket is 29 points</p>
<p>rule 12: unless of course you manage to climb a tree while in the straight-jacket. then you receive an extra 5,000 points.</p>
<p>Rule 13: You must keep score with a sharpie on your face.</p>
<p>I’m dying laughing here - when my s was in 2nd grade, they played calvinball everyday at recess. I even made 20 black eye masks for them.</p>
<p>So here is Rule 14: after you get 30 points, you must don a black eye mask and run in circles until you throw up. If you don’t have an eye mask, you have to use the Sharpie to draw it on.</p>
<p>Rule 15: At the completion of the game, a new and improved game must commence.</p>
<p>Rule 16: the new and improved game cannot use any of the same rules as the first game.</p>
<p>Rule 17: The winner of the previous game must be noogied by all participants at the commencement of a new and improved game</p>
<p>Rule 18: In order to pass the ball, one must perform 28 cartwheels while juggling small puppies, then finish and gently toss the ball.</p>