<p>You have way too much time on your hands if you’re imagining unlikely coupling between famous people. It’s a little more gross than amusing. Imagine the wedding! Imagine the sex! Imagine their children! You could have a great career with the National Enquirer.</p>
<p>WTH?! Will you please stop making these stupid threads. I knew you made it even before I saw your name. I’m convinced you’re coming on CC while inebriated.</p>