Can I still transfer to good school and get into Ivy League for grad school while on probation?

Hi, my name is Robert McDougal and my dream is get a PhD in Mathematics from an Ivy League school and then be an entrepreneur in Silicon Valley. In the meantime, I hope to make money by writing screenplays and hopefully sign a 6-picture deal with a major Hollywood studio. Before that I wish to transfer to a university for undergrad. Taking Calc II right now, super easy. Would rather not specify the names of schools. But I was brutally abused, tackled, sat on, tortured, backpack knifed off, pepper sprayed, threatened, bullied, mocked by security at a community college. I proudly knifed up the school cop cars out of revenge with the n-word and a swastika cuz they abused me and after the district got a restraining order against me. To finish my Chem class, I racked up over 20+ charges in restraining order violations, resisting arrest, felonly vandalism, lying to police officer, battery on peace officer. Iv’e had helicopter chases, escaped CMPD when they tried to arrest me by driving through my parents fence and they had an all points bulletin for 5 days while I was on the run, also been looked into by the FBI and they put me on a 51/50 last Spring after I was recognized in public and fought a bunch of security and disclosed some things to a friend about the cheering crowd. Anyway, there’s well over 50 articles that can be categorized as negative newspaper coverage about me all over the globe, including the UK(DailyMail), 10 LA Times Articles, multiple articles in NBC, 11 o’ clock news, OC Register, OC Weekly, KTLA, NY Post. Like really nasty lying articles with my mug shots, not of them mentioning the brutal assault. Their goal is to champion the sociopathic batterers and further defame me, the assault victim hellbent on being a mathematician, roboticist, nuclear chemist, entrepreneur, filmmaker, ultra-productive businessman. Currently on probation and have criminal protective orders against me by the security and still have 6 months in jail to serve but I’m trying to get house arrest. Is any of this going to surface as I try to be successful? Go to grad school? Get internships? Be a filmmaker?

You won’t be able to transfer to an on-campus school. Try an online school

Ok…

“Is any of this going to surface as I try to be successful?”

Of course not. You’re a guy, right? Boys will be boys and the good colleges totally understand that. Sounds like you have some great material for your essays.

The OP wrote, among other things, “I proudly knifed up the school cop cars out of revenge with the n-word and a swastika cuz they abused me and after the district got a restraining order against me. ”
@milee30 You don’t this schools are going to see this as a problem?

@milee30 I believe all misdeeds committed by men under 50 are considered youthful indiscretions, and are automatically forgiven as it would be unfair to let them impact their future.

As for OP, I think getting back on his meds would be the first step in the right direction.

Good luck

@ciervo - no, not at all. The fact that he was considerate enough to use a knife and not a gun will show top schools that he is aware of the current movement against gun violence. And you may have missed it, but the cops totally deserved it.

You seem very proud of your past and by stating your name seem to be looking for us to Google you. Makes me wonder if this post is real.

Closing thread. Nothing more productive to add.