Can someone read my Find X essay and give honest input?

Colleges & Universities University of Chicago
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<p>Here is the outline. If you guys would want to read more, please let me know. </p>

<p>Let x = my true potential
explain true potential
the derivative of my potential is my thoughts
explain thoughts
the derivative of my thoughts is i
explain myself
i = sq. rt of a negative number (non-real number under normal conditions)
explain uniqueness
in essence, i = unreal
that means, the second derivative of x = unreal/0
impossible to have 0 intentions, therefore my potential is unreal under normal conditions
explain how my potential exists only under abnormal circumstances, therefore x only exists under abnormal circumstances.
In order to “find x,” one must incorporate an abnormal variable
the variable is UC
meaning, at UC, I will find x, which means I will find my true potential, which means i can find my thoughts (potential derive from thoughts), etc.</p>

<p>PROOF: x is in the question, the questions was submitted by a UC student, the student attends/attended the university; therefore, x is found at the university</p>

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<p>Sort of awkward, but you know that Find X was one of last year’s prompts, right? And that the admissions counselors are really looking for something they haven’t read before, right?</p>