Can you top my essay topic??

<p>I wrote about ass surgery. Yep. Had to wear a diaper with more or less womens kotex pads (im a dude btw). Pretty funny, yet also taught me to stop being so self conscious. I think it also helped me get into cornell haha.</p>

<p>that’s nice that you’ve shared. Not that this comes close, but one of mine is about my old hobby of collecting “around the world” drink recipes. I was super-cool…</p>

<p>Well, it apparently didn’t stop you from being self-concious since you obviously still feel the need to seek approval and commendations from your peers. Good job getting into Cornell on a lie.</p>