can't they find a cure for testosterone poisoning?

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<p>[Just</a> in time for Mother’s Day?](<a href=“Sexier and slimmer with a pill that raises the libido while making you thin | Daily Mail Online”>Sexier and slimmer with a pill that raises the libido while making you thin | Daily Mail Online)</p>

<p>Remember Alan Alda’s essay in Ms?
<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone_poisoning[/url]”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testosterone_poisoning&lt;/a&gt;
How far we have come.
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<p>Do you think it is a coincidence that it was successfully tested on shrews?</p>

<p>Just something for the men out there to think about…</p>

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<p>I’m all for a pill to counteract testosterone poisoning.</p>

<p>It should be given to every teenage male who’s going through the learning-to-drive process. Testosterone and gasoline don’t mix well.</p>

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<p>The science is wasted on this. High tech solution to a low tech problem. The answer is really very obvious, albeit multifaceted:
diamonds
flowers
a babysitter (for those with young kids)
a maid
a chef
a massage
a nice romantic dinner (make it sushi and you take care of the weight loss dealio)
beautiful words (and matching actions)
empathy
sexy lingerie</p>

<p>There. All fixed. ;)</p>

<p>~berurah</p>

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<p>Let’s hear it for increases in gender equality. From the Insurance Information Institute:</p>

<p>Female Teen Drivers: Girls between the ages of 16 and 19 are driving 70 percent more than 20 years ago. Meanwhile, boys in the same age group are driving 16 percent more. In the past, 16-year-old males were the highest risk drivers, but accident data from NHTSA show that 16-year-old girls are closing the gap between their accident rate and that of their male counterparts. According to the NHTSA, 16-year-old girls were involved in 175.19 motor vehicles crashes per 1,000 licensed drivers in 2000, an increase from 160.1 crashes in 1990. Meanwhile the crash rate for 16-year-old boys declined from 216.4 per 1,000 licensed drivers in 1990 to 210.3 in 2000. While the fatality rate for all teenage drivers (15 to 20 years old) fell 11 percent over the 10-year period between 1990 and 2000, the fatality rate for girls rose 4 percent over the same period.</p>

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<p>^^HIJACK ALERT!!! :eek:</p>

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<p>My 21-year-old son is a far better driver in terms of sheer driving skill than his 17-year-old sister, and he was quite good at it even at 16. It’s the attitude that’s the problem. I would rather teach 10 girls to drive than one guy.</p>

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<p>Flush the Viagra–no worries.</p>

<p>Or how about a pill to make HIM lose 25 lbs?</p>

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Wow!!! TWO! Count’em, TWO!! Miracles for the price of one !!!</p>

<p>(sorry if I have offended anyone’s estrogeny stuff) ;)</p>

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<p>But they get a heck of a 5 o’clock shadow!!! Shaving legs, underarms, and face!!!</p>