Caught in a Lie

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<p>Just for fun, some humor from my email (sorry for the grammar/text errors, too lazy to edit):</p>

<p>Why Females Should Avoid a “Girls Night Out” After They Are
Married:</p>

<p>The other night I was invited out for a night with the
girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” </p>

<p>Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too
easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got
in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. </p>

<p>Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape a possible conflict with him. (cuz 3 + 9 = 12!) So smart!</p>

<p>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and
I told him midnight. He didn’t seem too upset at all. I was
thinking…Whew! Got away with that! </p>

<p>Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock”. </p>

<p>When I asked him why, he said, "well, last night our clock
cuckooed 3 times, then it said “Oh s***”, and then it cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat and coughed; then it cuckooed another 3 times, then it giggled, then it cuckooed twice more. </p>

<p>And then it tripped over the coffee table and belched."</p>

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<p>latetoschool, I think I have that same cuckoo clock here…</p>

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<p>LOL, I should have just ignored my email, against my better judgment, must post this one too:</p>

<p>The Hurricane football practice was delayed nearly two hours last week after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.</p>

<p>Coach Larry Coker immediately suspended pratice while police & federal investigators were called to investigate.</p>

<p>After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.</p>

<p>Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.</p>

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<p>Hilarious!!! I never get the GOOD chain emails</p>