CC Funniest Contest

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<p>I am hosting a CC Funniest Whatever Contest. What you’re supposed to do is give me a link to a really funny joke, picture, whatever. Just keep it a little appropriate (I don’t need to see pictures of naked people, b/c it’s not funny) please. Or if you’re really funny, then you can tell a story or joke yourself. The winner which I will announce after I get enough entries, will receive a prize. And no, it’s not a gmail invite, though I could include one if the winner wants one in addition to the prize. Sound good?? Well, let’s get started.</p>

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<p>[Owned![/url</a>]</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.rpgsource.net/gallery/owned.jpg]Owned[/url”>http://www.rpgsource.net/gallery/owned.jpg]Owned[/url</a>]</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.happychicken.org/Funny/img3fadfda21121e.jpg]For”>http://www.happychicken.org/Funny/img3fadfda21121e.jpg]For</a> the Counter-strikers](<a href=“http://www.planetunreal.com/expectations/pwned.jpg]Owned![/url”>http://www.planetunreal.com/expectations/pwned.jpg)</p>

<p>[Loser[/url</a>]</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://yuden.free.fr/Images/owned.jpg]Baby[/url”>http://yuden.free.fr/Images/owned.jpg]Baby[/url</a>]</p>

<p>[url=<a href=“http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2003/BabyPunch.jpg]Classic”>http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2003/BabyPunch.jpg]Classic</a> Hillary Clinton](<a href=“http://www3.honda-perf.org/community/members/blackhatchlu2/owned.jpg]Loser[/url”>http://www3.honda-perf.org/community/members/blackhatchlu2/owned.jpg)</p>

<p>[The</a> bottom Line HAHA](<a href=“http://members.cox.net/frsandrat/SandRat/Bush%20in%202004.jpg]The”>http://members.cox.net/frsandrat/SandRat/Bush%20in%202004.jpg)</p>

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<p>So a baby seal walks into a club…</p>

<p>I had this dream last night that I was a muffler, when I woke this morning, I was exhausted…</p>

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<p>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</p>

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<p>so far, ameechee is in the lead although that Baby picture is highly disturbing. maybe that’s just me.</p>

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<p>he or she is only in the lead cuz…no offense guys…the other things were totally corny…and yes i’ll say something corny too hehe</p>

<p>someone told me this once but i love it hehe</p>

<p>where does bad light go? </p>

<p>to the prism</p>

<p>two atoms are walkin along the street towards each other. they run into each other and the first one says “are you okay?”. the second one answers “no, i lost an electron.” the first one is worried and asks “are you sure?”. the second one says “i’m positive”. </p>

<p>what you call cheese thats not yours?</p>

<p>na chyo cheese</p>

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<p>hey–the joke about the atoms walking on the street–my chemistry teacher told us that exact one!! lalalala…</p>

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<p>photoshop. phriday. period.</p>

<p>observe:
inspirational posters: <a href=“Motivational Posters”>Motivational Posters;
unlikely movie prequels: <a href=“Unlikely Movie Prequels”>Unlikely Movie Prequels;
political cartoons: <a href=“Political Cartoons”>Political Cartoons;

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<p>More from me:</p>

<p>[Damn</a> immigrants](<a href=“http://vorlon.cwru.edu/~kalele/mirrored_album/funny/aah.jpg]Damn”>http://vorlon.cwru.edu/~kalele/mirrored_album/funny/aah.jpg)</p>

<p>[I&lt;/a&gt; hate sumo wrestlers](<a href=“http://www.rsw.tue.schule-bw.de/web-of-fun/Pix/wegfrei.jpg]I”>http://www.rsw.tue.schule-bw.de/web-of-fun/Pix/wegfrei.jpg)</p>

<p>[Looks</a> like somebody from school](<a href=“http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg]Looks”>http://solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg)</p>

<p>[Hot</a> grandma](<a href=“http://www.home.no/duniya-tk/funny-pic/excercise.jpg]Hot”>http://www.home.no/duniya-tk/funny-pic/excercise.jpg)</p>

<p>[Aspire</a> to be like him](<a href=“http://www.cyberiapc.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_anorex.jpg]Aspire”>http://www.cyberiapc.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_anorex.jpg)</p>

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<p>alright, you know what?? I shouldn’t have started this thread. What people think are funny are freakin me out. no offense… :eek:</p>

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<p>SPAMUSEMENT.</p>

<p><a href=“http://spamusement.com/[/url]”>http://spamusement.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>that is all.</p>

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<p>why did the chicken cross the road???</p>

<p>A) To get to the other side
B) Not the right answer
C) Not the right answer
D) Not the right answer
E) Not the right answer</p>

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<p><a href=“http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/fatkins1.html[/url]”>http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/fatkins1.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p><a href=“http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/date.html[/url]”>http://scarysquirrel.home.comcast.net/date.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>this is funny hehe…</p>

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<p>ahhhhh atkins needs to die right now
hello, there’s a reason that practically everything that’s good for you contains carbs!</p>

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<p>somethingawful dot com</p>

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<p>did you know that there is a <a href=“http://www.com??[/url]”>www.com??</a> pretty boring, though…</p>

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<p>:p (i gotta see if the damn smilies work)</p>

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<p>woo hoo !</p>

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<p>I wish I had it all.</p>

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<p><a href=“http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/[/url]”>http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/&lt;/a&gt;
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