<p>You are welcome.</p>
<p>erm. here is another joke…i thought it was funny…you may have heard it before…</p>
<p>A woman was going 70 on a 20 road, and she got pulled over by a cop…</p>
<p>Cop: “Can I see your driver’s license, and car registration please?”
To which the woman replied: "Well, I got my license revoked 10 years ago when I accidently killed a guy when I was driving drunk…For my registration, I just stole this car about an hour ago, and I am trying to drive to the border so I can escape. Unfortunetly, I had to kill the guy who owned this car, but he is in the trunk if you want to see his dead body. "</p>
<p>The cop, not expecting this got a little scared, and called for backup, and so they came, and the Chief went up to the woman’s car to ask her some questions…</p>
<p>The Chief said: " So I hear that you are driving w/o a license and you stole this car…"</p>
<p>“What!? Are you crazy cried the woman. Look, here is my license and registration.”
And she handed him those.</p>
<p>Hm… said the Chief, well I also heard that you killed a man and that he is in your trunk.
The woman, who seemed to be getting more upset every second, popped open the trunk, but there was nobody in there!</p>
<p>The chief, confused, was sitting there just wondering what in the hell was going on.
The woman, said after a min." I’ll bet he told you I was going 70 in a 20 zone too…"</p>
<p>hahaha…I’m not good at telling jokes, so I might have killed this one…</p>
<p>and then what happened?</p>
<p>uh, well, after the punchline, the joke ends. lol my favorite jokes are all inappropriate.</p>
<p>that’s it, i’m killing neelesh for that one.</p>
<p>lol. that was the end of the joke…like I said, im not good at telling jokes…i tend to kill them lol…</p>
<p>dont worry i got it</p>
<p>i kinda liked that one, you have to think about it.</p>
<p>you have to think about it? if you say so…</p>
<p>This is buggy. Buggy said hi. Buggy rolled down the hill, and SPLAT!! Buggy died. Thanks gawd Buggy died–I hate that joke!!! :mad:</p>
<p>“Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.” </p>
<p>:o</p>
<p>well its official. theres no hope. this thread deserves to die…</p>
<p>No it’s never going to die. Anyway, what do you think of girls when they make the first move on guys? and on a simple thing like slow dancing? if you were a guy, how would you react to a girl that asked you to dance with her or something?</p>
<p><a href=“http://www.big-bunny.com%5B/url%5D”>www.big-bunny.com</a></p>
<p>childhood memories of bunnys and jam</p>
<p>boo…</p>
<p>what now??</p>
<p>coqui did not look favorably upon your last entry AND WILL NOT LET THIS THREAD JUST DIE because s/he has masochistic tendencies.</p>
<p>Alright everybody!!! I’m back!! Alright…let’s see…quit all this fussing NOW… for now, the winners are:</p>
<p>First Place: coqui; he just could not laugh at ANYTHING, so I found it pretty amusing. to coqui: loosen up and learn to laugh a little, ok?? :D</p>
<p>Second Place: neelesh and crayon; you guys just rock–end of discussion.</p>
<p>What’s the difference between a 747 Airplane and Madonna?</p>
<p>Not everyone has been on a 747.
;)</p>
<p>deus.ex.machina
haha, i thought i had said that i enjoyed sadistic humor. but i guess sadomasochism is ok too…</p>
<p>paris23
I win?..hmmm…a bit ironic, but i’ll take it. I’d like to thank all the little people i got to diss and criticize…jp.</p>
<p>…and i’m a she, not a he. and i’m completely loosened up (that kinda sounds wrong). i have a great sense of humor, i just am not as easily entertained as everyone else. in fact, not to toot my own horn (toot toot), but i’m a pretty funny girl in person. i’m just hard to please when it comes to others making me laugh…on purpose anyway. no hard feelings though…</p>
<p>exilio
i won, man. it’s over. let it go, let it be…</p>