Chance an ORM with Low SAT IIs!!

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>Background</p>

<p>Ethnicity: Asian (boo!)
Gender: Male
School: One of the best private schools in the nation (sends 12-15 kids to HYP)
Income: 1,000,000+</p>

<p>Stats:</p>

<p>SAT I: 800 (CR) 800 (M) 800 (W)
SAT II: 800-USH 790-MATH II) 750-Spanish (OMG!)
GPA UW: 4.0
GPA W: 127.372
Rank: 1/52
AP Scores: AP Euro (5) AP Bio (5) AP Chem (5) AP English (5) AP USH (5) AP Calc (5) AP Stats (5) AP Comp Sci (5) AP Spanish (5) AP French (5)</p>

<p>My ECs are pretty weak…nothing Ivy worthy…</p>

<p>ECS:
-Class President- All four years.
-Started a non-profit company that helps to pay for SAT tutors for lower-middle class students.
-Visit Africa every summer to help spread HIV/AIDS awareness.
-Intern for local Congressman (He even wrote me a letter of rec!)
-Math Bowl- State Champs last 4 years
-Science Club- Did sleep research with a leading scientist and co-published the results.
-Tennis team-Captain; MVP; Valley Champion last 4 years</p>

<p>I know that my stats are pretty weak, (plus I’m Asian!!!), but chance me for:</p>

<p>-Bob Jones University (Impossible, I know!)
-Backwudz Community College
-Cornell University (safety?)</p>

<p>Thanks!</p>

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<p>Nope, sorry. I’d highly suggest that you look into a position at your local McDonald’s. Also, Chick-fil-A sounds like a good backup for you. You may also consider Burger King or Subway. </p>

<p>/obvioustrollisobvious</p>

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<p>You kidding me? Chick-fil-A really weeds out losers like this one. 750 in Spanish, what the heck?</p>

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<p>You took the Lord’s name in vain in reference to your Spanish SAT2, so you have no chance at BJU. (Ironic acronym, might I add.)</p>