<p>I think if you solve that oil crisis in addition to your other ECs you MIGHT have a SMALL chance! 
lol I call ■■■■■? I think I’m supposed to though so I have to admit this is a decent satire :)</p>
<p>^ It’s actually an allusion.</p>
<p>Pretty pathetic that you’re only #2… Improve your rank and SAT score (2340??!) and then consider applying. Even then, not to be harsh, your chances are pretty slim.</p>
<p>yeah i’m hoping if i donate a couple mills to college board i can get my SAT score up to 3000. that should be impressive to colleges, right???</p>
<p>^^ That’s ■■■■■ s**t. I create galaxies in my spare time. Top that bro.</p>
<p>i’m too bro to even deal with your lies. if i knew who you were and I were with you you would’ve just gotten iced.</p>
<p>^ Unless he is feigning his obvious un-bro-ness and actually has an ice block waiting for you.</p>
<p>If he was a real bro, he’d come and find out.</p>
<p>NOBODY ice blocks branford… nobody. I have a 6 pack of ice always duck taped to my chest under my lax pinny just in case. Anyway, I know it’s really un-bro but my cousin’s uncle (my dad) was telling me that AP Mandarin Chinese would help my college apps but I was leaning more towards AP Jewelry (LADIES) any advice bros?</p>
<p>ps. to all of the bros who are going to make a comment about how AP Jewelry doesn’t exist, I just made it exist 5 minutes ago. BOOM</p>
<p>I’ve heard of Bros concealing over 12 ices on their waists to ensure a successful ice block, you better watch out.</p>
<p>Nice try bro, but AP Jewelry is for hoes. If you were a real bro, you’d be signing up for the AP cash money class I just made…</p>
<p>Now you’ve done it. You have all gone mad.</p>
<p>My bro flannigan already made that class, sorry bro</p>
<p>Who do you think I am bro? It’s me flannigan… brofist time?</p>
<p>Fist bump = totally unbro. Anyways Brantford (you missed the t in your name), I believe the class you’re looking for is AP Broad Slaying</p>
<p>Dude, who said anything about a fist bump? I was talkin internet bro fist. AP Broad Slaying is not brocore enough. I’m more into AP Cougar Hunting.</p>
<p>Cougar Hunting is on the AP Broad Slaying curriculum, step it up bro.</p>
<p>Bro… have you not been getting the Bro York Times? AP Cougar is it’s own class now, and I hear it’s extreme…</p>
<p>Ok bros, AP cougar slaying and AP broad slaying is some 9th grade ****. Cone up with some better ideas I’m not looking into umiami here I’m looking at ivys. I’m gonna go pound a natty light. Ps flanny- it’s all about the handshake, fist bump, half hug. That’s #13 on bros like this site duh.</p>
<p>@Jersey13, I say satire because there are many kids with 2390’s asking “Do I have ANY chance at all at <em>insert Ivy here</em>? I know my SATs are terrible” lol</p>