chance branford: harvard, brown, yale, upenn, etc.

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>Hey bros!</p>

<p>This is Branford W here, I’m really interested in Ivys, here are my stats:</p>

<p>Name: Branford
Race: Caucasian (White)
School: private boarding school in new england
Gender: dude.</p>

<p>Stats:
GPA:4.0
SAT: 2340
ACT: 36
I have taken 14 AP classes and received 5s on all of them.
Class Rank: 2/569</p>

<p>ECs:
-LAX GOD- I am the lacrosse champion of the universe i am nationally ranked (4 years)
-FBLA president
-Key Club president
-amnesty international president
-womens rights USA- president (lolz mad ladiesss)
-asian club chair
-Amnesty International President
-National Honor Society</p>

<p>Other Information:
I cured cancer last summer, the year before I cured AIDS
every year I adopt a new baby from a different african country
i have built 24 houses in Guatemala
I am a male model, ladies love me</p>

<p>PLEASE CHANCE ME FOR THE IVYS I REALLY DON’T THINK I’M GOOD ENOUGH</p>

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<p>Didn’t your grandparents donate 80% of the buildings currently on the Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Brown and UPenn campuses?</p>

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<p>OMG you’re right bro! thanks bro! i totally forgot to include that!</p>

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<p>No problem bro. Are you looking to get recruited for some D1 Club Lax?</p>

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<p>^^Not good. Always remember to include everything.</p>

<p>Anyway, you have a great chance at the colleges you listed. Good luck with your applications :)!!!</p>

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<p>@jersey13 D1 CLUB LAX 11 is where it’s at</p>

<p>and xrCalico- just leaving room for bros to help bros</p>

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<p>^that does not show independence equal to your level of achievement.</p>

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<p>Too few. You need to build more than that to demonstrate your incredible dedication to the welfare of humanity. Other than that everything looks great. You should also apply EA to Harvard, as that will improve your chances greatly.</p>

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<p>i know about the houses thing me and my bro Nathaniel are in a race… he has built 47 houses in ecuador… i’m trying to keep up but it’s just so hard</p>

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<p>^speed up the work pace then. Out of curiosity, what you are planning for this summer? Well, summer before senior year is important, you know…</p>

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<p>He’s probably slaying some broads while simultaneously coordinating the Obama administration’s actions toward economic recovery.</p>

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<p>I think it would be a good idea if you had a sex change. I hear that’s a huge hook.</p>

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<p>@xavier110- that would seriously affect my game with the ladies</p>

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<p>^^^Wow, those are impressive tasks. He’s probably busy preparing for them right now, hence he just logged out while we are eagerly offering our sincere advice :(. I hope he comes back.</p>

<p>Edit: yay branford you’re back!!</p>

<p>@xavier: no it would not. That’s disturbing.</p>

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That would be terribly un-bro-like.</p>

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<p>Did you survive any terrible diseases? Did your family die in a plane crash? That might help, too.</p>

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<p>dont worry bros i’m back listen, i will be curing world hunger, the BP oil crisis, and maintaining world peace. I also have a part time job at cold stone.</p>

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<p>Sorry, but I’m a girl.</p>

<p>Anyway, you should get busy with your goal of saving the world instead of wasting time on a college admission site where random people ask to be chanced by those who need to be chanced themselves. Besides, you’re in at any college in the country. It’s so insulting that someone as brilliant as you need to be “chanced” :rolleyes:.</p>

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<p>since i AM king bro, you’re an honorary bro</p>

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<p>How 'bout whirled peas? Will you be maintaining whirled peas?</p>

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Bros are immune to terrible diseases. Broseidon, God of the Brocean, protects them.</p>