CHANCE ME AT HPYS, Ivies, Northwestern, and UC's

<p>Hey guys,
I’m stressing out with college apps due pretty soon. I’m applying to all the Ivies, Stanford, Northwestern, UCLA, and UC Berkeley. I’m Native American that lives on a reservation in Arizona. Navajo tribe. I attend a high school with a pretty rigorous selection of classes (IB’s). Here are my stats:</p>

<p>GPA (weighted): 5.0, no PE necessary in Arizona
GPA (unweighted): 4.0
Class Rank: 1/343</p>

<p>AP Tests (All self study, all 5’s): Biology, Calculus BC, Chemistry, English Language, English Literature, European History, World History, US History, Art History, Physics C (Both), Macroeconomics, US Gov, Music Theory.</p>

<p>IB Classes (All at school, HL): Biology, Physics, Math, Social and cultural anthropology, English, Business and management, Economics</p>

<p>SAT Scores: 2400 </p>

<p>ACT: 35</p>

<p>SAT II: Math Level 2 (800), Biology E (800), Latin (800), Physics (800), US History (800)</p>

<p>Awards:
Qualified for AIME
Intel Finalist
American College of Musicians International Level (Both Piano and Cello)
National Merit Semifinalist (Score: 240)</p>

<p>Community Service:
President of National Navajo Youth Advisory Council (not to be confused with National Indian Youth Council)
President of state Navajo Eco-Conservancy Organization
1000 hours cumulative with Special Olympics
Teaching English to underprivileged urban children in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
during the summers of 10th and 11th grade
President of National Honor Society (10-12)
President of Key Club (10-12)
Founder and President of Science Olympiad (9-12)</p>

<p>Work:
In order to support a low-income family, works at McDonald’s as part-time manager </p>

<p>Sports:
Varsity Basketball, Varsity Track, Varsity Cross-Country</p>

<p>Also submitted a master’s level dissertation on the economic effects of the Bureau of Indian Affairs welfare policies on underprivileged children on Navajo reservations.</p>

<p>You’re a joke.</p>

<p>What? What do you mean?</p>

<p>hm… forgive me, but i have a hard time believing this. why? because it’s literally too perfect.</p>

<p>(he means you’re a little over the top.)</p>

<p>haha thanks :-). My ACT wasn’t perfect and I got 11 on my essay. My SAT is a superscore.</p>

<p>If this is true, native american + perfect SAT score is a gaurentee everywhere</p>

<p>This is OBVIOUSLY not legit. Anyone who believes this is a joke.</p>

<p>I don’t understand why some of you guys have such a hard time believing me? What is the problem? Would it be more believable if these stats were posted under a white person’s name? I just don’t get it.</p>

<p>I smell a ■■■■■</p>

<p>Since when was PE optional in Arizona?</p>

<p>Wow. That is amazing. Just write a good personal statement and you are in. Actually, just this may be enough.</p>

<p>You say you’re an Intel finalist, yet the application for Intel isn’t even due until later this month (assuming this is the same Intel that everyone else refers to as just “Intel” - the Intel Science Talent Search). The competition is only for seniors, so you couldn’t have had won it in some other year.</p>

<p>Please, explain that one to me.</p>

<p>These people are so funny</p>

<p>Nice post count!</p>

<p>■■■■■ alert. The “white person” comment made me lol</p>

<p>OK first of all what is a ■■■■■? Second, what do you mean the “white” comment made you? Third, Intel is not the Intel competition you’re thinking of. It is the Inter-Navajo Tribal Education League. It’s pretty much an award just for Navajo Indians who are considered to be excellent students and all that stuff. Sorry, I should have made that more clear.</p>

<p>I just don’t understand why so many of you seem to be getting upset with my post.</p>

<p>i dont see what is wrong with it.
look, if he is lying then people, wake up, he’ll get his reality check soon.
As far as I am concerned, just treat it as though it were true. </p>

<p>On the other note, I think you are one of the few who will get into their designated colleges, i congrats you.
Can you please do mine?
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/592751-chancing-near-impossibility.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/592751-chancing-near-impossibility.html&lt;/a&gt;
thanks</p>

<p>The Inter-Navajo Tribal Education League sounds totally real</p>

<p>A google search came up with 0 results.</p>