Chance me for east Coast

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>Hey everyone, so I’m a native California bird, and I’m looking to migrate to the East Coast.</p>

<p>-Raised in Bay Area
-URM -> not a seagull or pigeon

  • Have caught, studied, and ate 8 kinds of fish
  • Trained in bugs, able to recognize and eat most kinds.
  • Passion for flying and eating leftover food</p>

<p>Looking at:
Harvard
Yale
Princeton</p>

<p>Courses Taken:
Homeschooled</p>

<p>Testing:
Not offered</p>

<p>Extra:
Can fly
Live near a McDonalds</p>

<p>GPA:
probably a 4.0 if i did school, I’m pretty smart for a bird</p>

<p>Do I have a shot?</p>

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<p>100% chance for Harvard if you were a crow. But I know that native California birds generally have a harder time getting in </p>

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<p>ayee lmao</p>