Chance me for Princeton

<p>Guys, could you rate me. I dont think i can get into Princeton U with these stats. Im looking at the local community college to attend next year.</p>

<p>4.0 unweighted gpa
4.7 weighted gpa</p>

<p>2360 SAT
800,790,770 (SAT 2: math,chem,physics)</p>

<p>18 AP classes with 5’s on all exams</p>

<p>PSAT national merit</p>

<p>Qualified for the USAMO and got honorable mention</p>

<p>Qualified for USANCO and USACO and made the summer camp</p>

<p>Division 1 athlete in swimming (made nationals and olympic trials)</p>

<p>Hedge Fund Manager (I manage $50000 dollars and profit by trading futures,stocks,etc)</p>

<p>Donated $5000 to the Red Cross</p>

<p>Run my own website business- over 1000 websites that make $1 a day each.</p>

<p>FIDE master in chess- top 400 in the world</p>

<p>president of business club and science club</p>

<p>qualified for national science bowl and got 2nd place</p>

<p>Division 2 Cross Country Athlete (made NCS)</p>

<p>worked at Google and Qualcomm for developing database software</p>

<p>internship at Bank of America- investment bank division</p>

<p>won national siemens award for economic monopoly theory</p>

<p>won 2nd place at the Intel Talent Search</p>

<p>attended Stanford and MIT science programs over summer</p>

<p>tons of other crap; too lazy to list my accomplishments. the list is too long.</p>

<p>are you for real?</p>

<p>“FIDE master in chess- top 400 in the world”</p>

<p>For your info, Russia alone has 213 Grandmasters, 490 International Masters, and 2110 Titled Players. FIDE Master is the lowest title you can get from FIDE.</p>

<p>“Im looking at the local community college to attend next year.”</p>

<p>This is an obvious ■■■■■ considering all the stats they are boasting. It is kind of funny though, but don’t feed the ■■■■■.</p>