<p>Hi! My name is Sam and I’m applying to Yale and stuff. I have a problem, though, cause I messaged MIT and asked my interviewer about diversity, because I mean, I’m not racist, but I prefer to go to school with people like me, y’know? Well he messaged me back and told me not to e-mail him again. I’ve only e-mailed him like 10 times, and they were all serious questions! Is this a bad sign? Anywho, here are my stats. I have a 4.0 GPA, 4.5 weighted, 35 ACT, 400+ hours of community service, I’m first in my class (so far), I started a really awesome club in my school, and I wrote a like, GREAT, essay. I really like writing and stuff. 
Do I have a chance?</p>
<p>U da rashist.</p>
<p>Colleges hate it when you’re naggy like that. Your stats are excellent…but that might be a big turn off for them</p>
<p>Well I wanted to know about the dorms and he only told me that it was available all four years. Then I didn’t know what a tax return was so I had to ask him that, because it asked for it. He was just being difficult and I honestly wanted to know!</p>