<p>Hi, I would really appreciate your guys’ input on my chances on ED for brown! thanks :)</p>
<p>I am a legal caucasian female midget at a small rural public high school of 14.7 students.
I was recently called by collegeboard telling me that I had broken their scoring system with a 2450 despite taking it during the summer of 7th grade.<br>
My cumulative GPA from the age of 6 months is an unweighted 0.04 (this however is explained in my supplement because through age 12, I was still unable to read and write and thus unable to complete my homework assignments)
I am also the president of many clubs including alligators united and the feces lovers club.
I was recently named by president obama as 2011 “rando of the year”, winning an aluminum medal as well as a $75 gift certificate to best buy
I’m am one of 7 interns to the secretary of the 12 year old field hand at the local ant farm. My responsibilities include organizing cremation and burial of each individual ant as well as the legal paperwork involved in ant ownership.
Recently, I have also achieved much success as “that one kid smoking on the curb outside QFC at 3 am”
I have also published two 400 page books detailing my adventures in the discoveries of every jamba juice flavor ever created as well as my research into the low budget porn vajazzling industry (note, HIGHLY corrupt)
legally blind, I have somehow obtained a drivers license and hit on average 12.7 squirrels and 3 small children per month (this number increases significantly during the holiday season)
I am the Washington state advocate against No shave November for 2010
In my free time, I enjoy making dubstep remixes of audio I record in vietnamese pho restaurant bathrooms from 9 pm-3 am interlaced with lil wayne and celine dion tracks
At my school, I was voted “widest face diameter” and “most likely to be folding origami cranes during lunch”
As an advocate against paper cuts everywhere, I have taken it upon myself to go to school 3 hours early every morning and fray the edges of every single piece of paper in the office with my neon orange BIC lighter.
I have thus received countless special “services to the school” recognitions rivaling those of Tom Riddle </p>
<p>thanks again!</p>