Chance Me!

Colleges & Universities Yale University
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<p>Do I have a chance getting into Yale University? </p>

<p>GPA: 3.98 (low i know)
SAT: 2400 (YAY!)
SAT II: Bio - 800, US History - 800, Lit - 780 (eh…), Physics- 800</p>

<p>I am an award winning opera singer. I have written six operas, two of which have been performed at Lincoln Center in New York City. </p>

<p>I am a trained pianist and have written several symphonies, one of which I have performed at the White House for President George W. Bush…</p>

<p>I am a Republican and have dedicated my life to promoting the values of Republicanism to youth around America. I am the leader of the Young Republicans club at my school…</p>

<p>In 11th grade I spent half of the year in Germany performing my opera “The Gregarious Slow Loris” </p>

<p>I used the money from my opera to promote AIDS protection in Africa and spent the summer going into 12th grade building houses and villages (alone) in Rwanda, South Africa, and Uganda…</p>

<p>Do you think I have a chance? I know I am probably a HUGE slacker compared to some other applicants…</p>

<p>BON CHANCE to the other applicants</p>

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<p>Are you a surreal applicant that only exists in the world created by illusion?</p>

<p>Im not trying to be sardonic or anything but you seem to be so perfect that the fact that you are concerned is absurd. </p>

<p>As a huge fan of classical music, I love how you are a trained pianist and composer. </p>

<p>I think you can get in any college you want.</p>

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<p>lol am I seeing a ■■■■■ prehaps?</p>

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<p>I thought this was serious for a moment…I hope it’s a ■■■■■</p>

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<p>^
Check the OP’s history. This is a definitely ■■■■■■■■.</p>

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<p>what’s the point in wasting other people’s time</p>

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<p>It’s bonNE chance.
Kay, bye.</p>

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<p>I wrote the constitution for the country of Kosovo. Beat THAT!</p>

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<p>I found the cure for HIV last week, but I think they’ll reject me because I got a B+ in the 3rd grade</p>

<p>OH NOES</p>

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<p>I was actually half convinced since Yale DOES have amazing applicants, after all.</p>

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<p>What’s your real name, if you’re a well-known composer?</p>

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<p>That was entertaining.</p>

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<p>Put an IP ban on this ■■■■■ so that their real account gets banned as well.</p>

<p>Thoughts?</p>

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<p>You will not get into Yale. This is what will happen:</p>

<p>You will make a new university and name it after me. I will finish Yale, come and head your school, and take all the HYSPMWashPenn(etc) cross admits.
We shall give them no financial aid, but expect them to finish. It shall be fun trust me. </p>

<p>After that we save 30% of our earnings, pay the professors 12%, and the rest goes to Africa. You will appear on CNN, I would be working in the background. Its the best deal ever.</p>

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<p>^ Agree with saugus, IP ban now to all these ■■■■■■!!!</p>