<p>SO like I said can u chance me? I don;t think I have good chances but who knows?</p>
<p>SAT: 1280/1760 (I know its average :[ )
GPA: 3.3 unwtd. 4.02 wtd.
SAT II: 640/690/620</p>
<p>EC’s: Varsity football (captain)
Key club
NHS
Helping ANimals in hurricanes</p>
<p>But!! my dad is the most senior senator from NY atm (Cant tell you name or youll know who I am). Also I think my family built some tower called Harknis.</p>
<p>Do you mean centaur? Because if so, that’s a hook. And I could see how you would be really helpful with stray animals, being able to chase them down and all, with your horse legs.</p>
<p>No sorry I meant Senator. I like Harry potter tho 4 sure.</p>
<p>Is your dad a current senator? And what is “atm”?</p>
<p>Oh god the food you people feed ■■■■■■ is atrocious. I give up!</p>
<p>A+ for centaur</p>
<p>atm means at the moment
and those scores are wayyy below avg for yale.</p>
<p>I wouldn’t be surprised if you were recruited for Yale football next year, talk to the coach! They lost many a good centaur in the Class of 2008.</p>
<p>If your dad is the senior senator from NY, and you mean US Senator, then he’s obviously Chuck Schumer…If you mean NY state senator, then Malcom Smith is president of the state senate… Not to out your anything, but this is pretty public information, and I’m also just curious if you’re telling the truth</p>
<p>lol to the centaur comment. </p>
<p>I guess my main suggestion would be some more ec’s. Are you a junior or senior?</p>
<p>It’s funny. You must be an illegitimate child of Chuck Schumer, third ranking Democrat in the Senate of the United States. He is known to have only two daughters: Jessica and Alison Schumer. That’s not going to go too well with his wife… </p>
<p>Harkness Tower, unless built secretly by covert funds from your Jewish family dad, was known to have been funded by the family that invested in the early Standard Oil company. I love conspiracy theories… </p>
<p>And your scores suck, GPA is horrible, and my friend with a 1.6 GPA has better ECs than you. Also your dad is a Harvard alumni so that’s an auto reject.</p>
<p>but seriously, if you’re going to ■■■■■, I’d come up with an intricate web of lies that can’t be unraveled. It’s funnier that way… :)</p>
<p>Schumer, his wife, and one of his daughters (wearing a sweatshirt from a well-known NYC private school) were on the same Dartmouth tour I took with my son a few years ago. He was horrible! He completely dominated the tour with aggressive, assinine questions about drugs and alcohol, disciplinary policies, etc. His kid looked like she wanted to crawl under a rock somewhere. </p>
<p>Schumer was much fatter than he looks on TV. It took a while to recognize him.</p>
<p>When it was over, my son said, “Let’s try to avoid tours with famous politicians in the future, OK?” On the other hand, props to him for making the trip with his daughter, at least.</p>
<p>^ wow i feel bad for his family</p>
<p>I’m sure there are compensations (including Harvard for both kids).</p>
<p>Mal77: When I saw “sentaor”, I prepared my horse/man anatomy joke.</p>
<p>And then you went and clarified this was a ■■■■■ post!</p>
<p>Jeesh, dude!</p>
<p>The centaur thing made this worth it.
I think a centaur would probably be a pre-med, like Chiron.</p>
<p>^ Argh, I could’ve tied Chariclo into the joke! </p>
<p>(also…has anyone else noticed that ancient mythologies are just chock full of sexual awkwardness?)</p>