<p>GPA: 9.2 unweighted (out of 5.0)
15.4 weighted (out of 6.0)</p>
<p>SATs: 1610 old (I got the ones cut off by the copy machine)
2600 new (ditto)</p>
<p>ECs:
- developed new space shuttle design for NASA
- spent four years in Honduras distributing aid for UNICEF
- saved a beached whale in New Zealand
- took a bullet for the Secretary of Defense</p>
<p>My dad owns the college, and my mom is one of the leading professors.</p>
<p>this is… funny?
is this supposed to be funny?
if it is, this is funny</p>
<p>looks good. despite your high gpa, I need to know your rank to determine your chances. :)</p>
<p>I don’t think you have a chance man…Sante Fe Community College has gotten way more competitve…You need at least a 3000 on your SAT to be even considered…You could try McDonalds.</p>
<p>Blackbeltcdjunkie, what do you think this is, the '60s? Even McDonald’s requires a 2650…I think the OP is effed everywhere.</p>
<p>Gator, why dont you go for Harvard?</p>
<p>Ummm, cryptic…you do know this post is joke, right? Just making sure…</p>
<p>Of course i know this is a joke. I was just saying that jokingly.</p>
<p>It’s amazing how much we still love these threads deep down, although we claim to hate them. </p>
<p>I HATE YOU ■■■■■■!!! =)</p>