<p>what are my chances
i go to a noncompetitive school, im white, rich, both parents went to dartmouth
ive got a 2.1 GPA UW and a 1.7 W- i take all C level courses
junior yr sched-
pottery (B/B-)
algebra 1 C (B/C+)
physical science C (C/C-)
Mask-making(D/D+)
PE (B/A-)
Reading Skills (B/C)
Asian studiesm (C/C-)</p>
<p>senior year predicted-
film class
geometry B
PE
Jewlery Making
Environmental
Study Skills 2
Radio broadcasting</p>
<p>SAT- CR 340 Math 400 WR- 320</p>
<p>ECs- anime club, bucks for babies club, i sell pot to make $, once volunteered at a carwash</p>
<p>what r my chances at HYPS and other ivies- do i have a shot at WESCONN ST?></p>
<p>I’m really sorry to tell you this, but I think your grades are a bit low. However, I feel that your rigorous courseload makes up for this. It appears that you really enjoy challenging yourself. What’s the point of taking APs and honors, when you can take pottery and mask making. I am really impressed that you have decided that you’re not content with Study Skills, so you decided to bump it up to the next level. Was this perhaps motivation, after the recent success of Vin Lammeta in AP Study Skills? Your SATs are a bit low, but I’m sure that you have a solid chance at HYPSWessconnSt, due to your passionate ECs. There is no point of curing cancer or doing 5,000 hours of volunteer work, when you can acheieve your dreams. Some kids like making strawberry shortcakes; you on the other hand have found a true passion in bucks for babies and selling marijuana a la Ben Rountree. These obviously are not traditional EC’s, but really show how much you want to change the world for the better. If it weren’t for bucks for babies, Joanna Gross and Lith Rockmore would be dead right now. That would be a real shame, now wouldn’t it.</p>
<p>Now here’s the chances:
Harvard - 82% safety (raise your GPA .1 or .2 and your guaranteed)
Yale - 77% safety (I’m sorry, but where are your cooking EC’s)
Princeton - 89% safety (Your SATs are a bit low, but suitable)
Stanford - 86% safety (Your a shoein, because Stanford loves Asian studies)
WestConnSt - 22% reach (I think your stats are a bit low. C’mon. WessConn only admits 98% of their applicants and their average SAT is a 750. Unfortunately, your math and reading scores miss the cutoff by 10 points.</p>
<p>Good luck next time. Sadly, you’re going to have to end up going to either Harvard, Yale, Princeton, or Stanford. Maybe. you could transfer to WessConn after a year or 2. Remember, they send 89% of their grads to buldge banks and their average salary straight outta Compton (College) is $145,0235.45</p>
<p>thanks for the information guys! i hope i can raise my SATS a couple points to get into western conn- i might need to suck gary browns d*** for that (hes the sat grader) </p>
<p>would another car wash increase my chances?
or do you think i should try making easy mac for my brothers one night when my parents arent home (my mom told me that was good community service)</p>
<p>otherwise im just gonna praise jesus and hope for the best</p>
<p>you are so lucky… i was considering the mask making, but decided I couldn’t handle the courseload. i opted for calc bc instead to keep things within my skill level.</p>
<p>“would another car wash increase my chances?”</p>
<p>nah, why bother? honestly, i think you have amazing chances at all of the schools you listed. sure your SATs are a little low, but they will look passed that since you’re an URM (all asians are). </p>
<p>ncody displayed your chances very accurately. as for yale, i think making easy mac for your brothers definitely would help your chances. they like it when you show responsibility and care for your family.</p>
<p>You don’t need to go to college. You’re one of those people who will gain little from college. As an awesomely cool genius, there is no point. Just go out into the world right now and start making your millions.</p>
<p>hey guys im taking a bunch of APs in the next year:
im expecting a 5 on all of them (like evryone else on CC)</p>
<p>im taking
AP Pottery
AP Ebonics
AP Yugoslavian History
AP Pickleball
AP Resource
AP Reading Techniques
AP Hank Herman and Walter Dean Myers (ill get a 6 on these two)
AP Asexuality
AP 8Bit music
AP evolution
AP nitrophysicnicionics chloroxifide
AP tetherball
AP Needlepoint
AP Cranberry Cobbler Baking
AP Mulching and Brick Laying
AP Kenny Gordon
AP Gregorian Chant
and last but not least AP Jesus/TEVAN class</p>
<p>smcnair, Needlepoint was HARD. I can’t believe you would want to take it. My dad (Bubba “Chuck” Chuck) got his eye poked out during the exam, due to a technical error my mother would later repeat when accidentally poking me out prematurely (improvised caesarian, I suppose you could call it). </p>
<p>I feel I have a disheartening familial track record of taking this AP exam, but I’m not sure what I can do. I feel so wrecked and nervous right now, I know Reefer Reed College will wonder what went wrong if I get a 3 or a 2. Any help appreciated!!</p>
<p>smcnair, what happened to AP fanfiction, AP technomusic, and AP microsoft word? i honestly don’t think you have a chance at wesconn without those. sorry. you just killed your chances. of course, HYP is still an option.</p>
<p>Uck, I hate people like this who just post their AMAZING stats fishing for compliments. You’re in, you’re awesome, you’re incredible, blah, blah, blah. How 'bout some hope for us normal people?!?</p>
