Chances for a football player?

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>I was thinking about applying to University of Michigan, University of Southern California, and University of Virginia. I’m going to apply to these because of the football programs. However, I would also like to apply to some Ivies. Where do you guys think I have a chance.</p>

<p>Current Schedule
AP Art History
AP English Literature
AP Drawing
AP European History
AP French
AP World History
Band
Orchestra</p>

<p>College Credits in Progress
Linear Algebra
Music History</p>

<p>SAT I 1600</p>

<p>SAT II
*Math 2c 800
*Writing 800
*Literature 780 (ERGH. I’ll get you.)
*Chemistry 800
*Physics 800
*Spanish 800</p>

<p>Football (9-12)
*Varsity RB, LB, P, K all four years
*All-region(10,11)
*Sophomore All-state (10)
*All-state(11)
*Mr. Football(11)
Basketball (9-12)
*Varsity PF all four years
*All-region (10,11)
Track (9-12)
*Varsity all four years
*50-meter and 100-meter state champion (10,11)
Cross Country (9-12)
*Top Runner in state (11,12)
Lacrosse (Tenth Year)
*All-Purpose (Mostly a Tackler)
*Team MVP (11)
*All-State (11)
*Player of the Year(11)
Band (9-12)
*First Chair Trombone (10-12)
*All-Region (10,11)
*All-State (10,11)
*All-America Honor Band (11)
Orchestra (9-12)
*Principle Piano (9-12)
*All-Region (10,11)
*All-State (10,11)
Jazz Band (9-12)
*First Chair Trombone (10-12)
*All-East Trombone (10,11)
*All-East Piano (10,11)
*All-State Piano (10,11)
Student Government(9-12)
*Class President (9,10)
*Body Treasurer (11)
*Body President (12)
Mu Alpha Theta(9-12)
*Regionals Winner in Cyphering(9,10,11)
*Captian of the Math Bowl Team(11,12)
Beta Club (10-12)
*Treasurer (11)
*President (12)
National Honors Society (11,12)
*President (12)
Young Democrats of America (10,11,12)
*Chapter Founder (10)
*President (10,11,12)
Junior Statesmen of America (9,10,11,12)
*Lieutenant Governor (10,11)
*Governor (12)
Science Olympiad (9,10,11,12)
*Team Finished First in State (10)
Anthem Essay Winner (10)
Atlas Shrugged Essay Winner (11)
VFW Essay Winner (11)
Harvard Book Award (11)
Richmond Book Award (11)
National Merit Finalist (its Guaranteed) (12)
240 Composite
AP State Scholar (11)
*Spanish Language-5
*Spanish Literature-5
*Calculus AB-5
*Music Theory-5
*U.S. History-5
*Psychology-5
*Human Geography-5
*Microeconomics-5
*Macroeconomics-5
*Statistics-5
*Physics B-5
*Chemistry-5
*Biology-5
*English Language-5
*Computer Science A-5
*Computer Sciecne AB-5 </p>

<p>Volunteer: </p>

<p>Mt. Hollins Hospital Volunteer (9-12)
*500 Hours Volunteering per Year
Habitat for Humanity (9-12)
*500 Hours Volunteering per Year
Safe-Sex Awareness Chairman (10-12)
*5 Hours Volunteering per Week
Mission to Haiti (10)
*All Summer Helping to Teach Young Children
Mission to Trinidad (11)
*All Summer Helping to Teach Young Children </p>

<p>Projects: </p>

<p>Young Epidemiology Scholarship (10,11)
*Regional Semi-Finalist (11)
*Report on potential hazards of contemporary agricultural practices(11) </p>

<p>Siemann’s Westinghouse Competition (11,12)
*Regional Finalist (11)
*Furthered Calculus use in analysis of the human genome (11)</p>

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<p>Are you f****** kidding me?</p>

3

<p>i totally threw up after reading this</p>

4

<p>I applied Early Action to Harvard, will it help my chances?</p>

5

<p>you don’t need chances- you’re in.</p>

6

<p>I think Harvard is a safety.</p>

7

<p>This is ludacris. I don’t know if I could believe these stats. If they’re real, I’m wondering how you could do all this.</p>

8

<p>dude you are obviously lying because u cannot do cross country and football… they are both everyday fall sports</p>

9

<p>and you WERE not the top runner in the state meet for cross country because the state meet were TODAY…dont believe this kid he is a liar</p>

10

<p>Please tell me this is a joke…seriously. If not, you have the most amazing resume i have ever seen.</p>

11

<p>dude it is trust me… hes one of those kids who has nothing better to do… (no life)… then post fake stats</p>

12

<p>LOL, u’ll need a 48 hour day to do all of this…
no way</p>

13

<p>:) very thankful that this isn’t possible…</p>

14

<p>First of all Uncle Jim, my state meet was on November 06, at which I was the top runner, I can remember last weekend fairly well. Also, two other people at my school run cross-country and play football. I go to a fairly small school, and we need as many people for our teams as we can get. I was begged to join the team my freshman year, and I ran at some meets. My cross-country coach doen’t care if I practice with the team because I run every day and at meets, I run better than anyone else on the team. So UncleJim, don’t jump to such hasty conclusions. Also, if you happened to go to a small school, you might understand how easy it is to participate in such a wide variety of activities. There are only 35 people in my graduating class.</p>

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<p>what state are you from? … and also me and other kids have counted your hours and they do not add up</p>

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<p>I don’t want to tell you what state I am from because it could reveal who I am. But, I’ll tell you that I can run to a Great Lake from my house. However, let me make a few amendments that I have seen in my own stats, sorry about these:</p>

<p>Mt. Hollins Hospital Volunteer (9-12)
*500 Hours Volunteering TOTAL
Habitat for Humanity (9-12)
*500 Hours Volunteering TOTAL </p>

<p>Sorry, I copied these from a resume I gave to my high school guidance counselor.</p>

<p>And one more thing that I ment to say:</p>

<p>Computer Science AB-4</p>

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<p>hahaha ok (obvious)… u dont wanna tell me cause i can prove u wrong if i know wat state you are from</p>

18

<p>u did not copy it wrong is specifically says PER YEAR</p>

19

<p>Alright, you wanna know the truth. I am batman. I’ll still get into harvard hahaha.</p>

20

<p>… wat a comedian</p>