Chances for Harvard and Yale?

I have a 2400 SAT and 35 ACT(I know… ACT score is a tad too low)

I am the president of 4 clubs at my school (key club, NHS, recycle club, and Environmental club)
I am a member of 7 clubs at my school.
I am a published author of children’s books.
I was a winner on teen jeopardy.
I am African American.
I traveled to the Liberia to help fight Ebola over summer.
I am a merit scholar, and an AP scholar.
I have a 5.0 gpa
I got a 800 on three subject tests, but sadly I received a 780 on the US history test
I started a tutoring company to help kids with the ACT.
I am best friends with my principal, so I am sure he will write me a good letter of rec.
I am a first generation college student.
I am in varsity track, football, swim, and tennis
I am very smart…
I am in the top of my class.
I went to Harvard over summer for a business program.
I met the dean of Harvard and she really likes me.
I work at Raging Waters as a life guardI took summer school courses at Princeton a few summers ago

President Obama awarded me for my academic achievements and my involvement in community service. I also met Secretary Kerry and former Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel.

Do I have a good chance of getting into Harvard and Yale?

My safety schools are Vanderbilt, Tufts, UC Berkeley, and U Michigan.

I am also fluent in Spanish, French, and German.

And I work at Target

What award did you win that Obama gave you?

What state to you live in? Even with your stats, if true, I wouldn’t consider UC Berkeley a safety. U Michigan is a match, maybe, if you’re instate.

He gave me the President’s Award for Academic Excellence

But I was invited to the White House because of my work in Liberia and for the award.

ok i dont know if this is a joke or not
but if this is real, trust me, there is NO reason for you to worry about getting into college lol

I hate to defecate on your parade, but your grades and accomplishments seem too good to be true. I can even sense an ironic tone as i read it. not to mention, Harvard’s dean IS A MALE!

Yeah, I have my doubts that this is real, but if it is - apply wherever you want because you’ve got a chance. Your chances are better than many at Harvard and Yale, though still not very high. Do you need financial aid though, or are you full pay.

Haha are you guys serious? Don’t feed him