Chances Please!! so nervous

Colleges & Universities Stanford University
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<p>White Middle Class Caucasian</p>

<p>SAT- V-800 M-800 W-800</p>

<p>SAT II- Bio-800 Chem-800 Math 2-800 Spanish-800 Physics-800 U.S. Hisotry-800</p>

<p>ACT-36</p>

<p>GPA-4.73 weighted 4.00 unweigthed</p>

<p>Class Rank 1/2854</p>

<p>AP’s- Bio-5 Chem-5 Psych-5 Art History-5 U.S. History-5 Comparative Politics-5 Music Theory-5 Latin Literature-5 Chinese-5</p>

<p>E.C.-NHS President, DECA state president, Chinese Connection president, Captain of Cross Country and Baseball, 4 year letterman in 3 sprts, 3 time state Cross Country champion (twice individual and one team) , Chemistry club founder, President of Enlightened Interest, President of Spanish Club, President of Academic Superbowl (all teams), started organization providing underprivileged children in uzbekistan with curling equipment and an organization focused on analyzing India’s Constitution, spent 8 weeks in Madagascar studying bacteria cultures in native sheep</p>

<p>Other- 3 published research papers, 1 in bio, 1 in chem, 1 in poly sci.<br>
Winner of the international quantum physics research competition, winner of the international molecular bioengineering solvency competition, studied under Robert Dahl (with rec.) Recrutied athelete, both parents are professors,</p>

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<p>LOL which class has 2854 students? this sounds like a joke thread…international quantum physics competition? molecular bioengineering? LOL this is hilarious.</p>

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<p>These are getting out of fashion.</p>

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<p>Yes. Thank God someone is giving those poor children in Uzbekistan curling equipment!!! Imagine the inhumanity they must have suffered before you came along. You are a miracle worker.</p>

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<p>If this thing is for real, then why the al;sdkfja;ldsf are you nervous?!??!</p>

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<p>Aye! Your chances are certainly good! Mein Gott, if you can work and speak with the dead (Ronald Dahl is 1916 - 1990), then your impressive powers will earn you a place in Stanford. If it turns out you are somewhere around 30-50 and have a 17 year old rec., then your chances are equally as good.</p>

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<p>ah… i’d say .01%
totally hilarious</p>

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<p>Upon closer reading…I think this is AMAZING!!! Sadly, this doesn’t sound too much crazier than some of the people posting on here. :(</p>

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<p>wow your stats are absolutely horrible, i think stanford is way too high a level, try UC merced.</p>

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<p>*SAT- V-800 M-800 W-800</p>

<p>SAT II- Bio-800 Chem-800 Math 2-800 Spanish-800 Physics-800 U.S. Hisotry-800</p>

<p>ACT-36*</p>

<p>After I read that I stopped reading and dubbed it a joke thread.</p>

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<p>I would say:
Reach - Chico State
Match - UC Merced
Safety - Stanford</p>

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<p>Teegan, you might want to consider some community colleges. I would also recommend a University of Phoenix online degree.</p>

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<p>If you want to do a good fake thread, at least give the ACT subscores - it makes it look more realistic.</p>

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<p>Madagascar studying bacteria cultures in native sheep I love that.</p>