<p>My stats:
Mixed Ethnicity
5’ 8"
145 lbs
Good Looking
-clean shaven
I am a pretty high roller
drive a Toyota Camry
not a heavy drinker/smoker
I like to go to parties</p>
<p>Please chance me for (match/safety/reach):</p>
<p>Jessica Alba/Biel
Eva Longoria
Rosie O’Donell (hey gotta have the ‘mega safety’!)</p>
<p>Any other suggestions?</p>
<p>Also…how can I improve?</p>
<p>Hahahahaha! That just made my day.</p>
<p>Jessica Alba/Biel: Reach
Eva Longoria: High Reach (She’s married now and I hope not as naughty as her on-screen counterpart!)
Rosie O’Donell: Reject (She doesn’t dig guys, remember?)</p>
<p>You might want to look into legacy/celebrity status if you want to compete for the Jessicas and Eva.</p>
<p>Haha, but thanks very much for giving me a good laugh.</p>
<p>Youre going to need some better stats to achieve those levels of excellence. Have you won a World Series or NBA championship. This will increase your chance greatly. As for Rosie…you will need lots of makeup. That is a hilarious post btw.</p>