Chancez-moi, s'il vous plait!

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>Hey guys, lavish praise on me!</p>

<p>Schools:
Aaron Burr Prepatory Elementary School ; top of my class, my first A was an 97 in Finger Paint
Wilson Lakes Prep School (6-12)</p>

<p>Rank:
1/ 200
(Parents withheld food if I ever got below a 95, luckily that only happened once!)</p>

<p>GPA:
4.78 Weighted, you don’t want to know what is unweighted LOL.</p>

<p>SAT and ACT:
The first time I took the SAT, I didn’t get a very good score (2380), so I took it again and bumped it up to a 2410. Thank God for re-takes! My ACT was a measly 35. I plan on re-taking in hopes of a 36.</p>

<p>ECs:

  • I helped partcipate in the rescue of the FARC-held hostages in Venuzela. It was a really cool thing to do because I wasn’t doing anything else with my summer (well, I was taking International Finance Theory at Boston University, but that was eaaaaaaaaasy lol). Francis Betancourt was really sweet, and she said she’d write me a reccomendation letter!</p>

<ul>
<li><p>I dug ditches for a Malawian village, so now the womenfolk don’t have to walk 10 miles a day to fetch water. Of course, it helps that my uncle has import-export buisness associates in Lilongwe. ;)</p></li>
<li><p>Helped with copy editing for my aunt, when she decided to release a newly re-translated Proust’s Jean Santeuil. Did I mention I’m fluent in French?</p></li>
<li><p>I have earned 34944 hours of community service. Just by being in my presence I am doing the community a service. I try to help the poor unfortunate souls who wallow ignorantly in their pathetic metiocrity.</p></li>
</ul>

<p>Sports:</p>

<p>-I’ve been the 4 year starter at Quarterback for my high school. I’ve been the offensive captain since I was a sophomore. I passed for 5000 yards and 54 touchdowns with 1 interception as a senior (the reciever dropped my perfect pass). I also played some safety, but that was only in emergency situations. I picked off 11 passes.</p>

<p>Hook:

  • Well, my dad IS an alumni at Yale. Thank GOD for legacy admits!</p>

<ul>
<li>I am a major WASP. I’ll be adding diversity to Yale! </li>
</ul>

<p>Backups:

  • Columbia
  • Case Western
  • Harvard
  • New England Bible College</p>

<p>I am really unsure and insecure about myself, so I need to flaunt my overblown and riddiculous “stats” on a website. Please chance me! Please! Thanks a bunch!</p>

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<p>“SAT and ACT:
The first time I took the SAT, I didn’t get a very good score (2380), so I took it again and bumped it up to a 2410. Thank God for re-takes! My ACT was a measly 35. I plan on re-taking in hopes of a 36”</p>

<p>wow, lol die. If you are gonna lie, atleast say you got a 2400 SAT , not an impossible score of 2410. Lol but i think ur jking about all of this so whatever.</p>

<p>“Just by being in my presence I am doing the community a service. I try to help the poor unfortunate souls who wallow ignorantly in their pathetic metiocrity.”</p>

<p>lmao</p>

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<p>lol, there’s no chance you’re going to any 4-year college</p>

<p>STRAIGHT TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!!</p>

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<p>lol, Aaron Burr and finger painting.</p>

<p>Good stuff.</p>

<p>But, yeah, I’d say high high reach for all, really, I’d suggest going to a community college, if anything at all.</p>

<p>Maybe try a for-profit college?</p>

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<p>i thoroughly enjoyed this.</p>

<p>though, for a lot of people, this doesn’t seem to be any sort of exaggeration…</p>

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<p>Bump, bump, bump it up! Bump this awsome “Chance Me” thread that will boost my terrible self esteem up!</p>

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<p>lollllllllll.</p>

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<p>see ya at community college</p>

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<p>hahahahaha</p>

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<p>wth is francis betancourt? do you mean fabrice deyolle or just plain ingrid?</p>

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<p>the fact that you’re simmering in envy is not at all conspicuous in your sarcasm…</p>

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<p>Are you serious? You’re gonna get rejected from every school with that measly 35!! Hurry up! Time’s running out to get that 36!.</p>

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<p>Wait, I think I’ve debated with this kid…</p>

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<p>You’re in at Harvard and Yale.</p>

<p>Rejected everywhere else.</p>

<p>Pass on the cookies…</p>

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<p>Too bad the hostages were in Colombia, and you met Ingrid Betancourt. However, you can write an essay about your memory loss. :)</p>

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<p>

Wow, lighten up… ;)</p>

<p>Reading my post, it seemed…too serious. I was feeling to sleepy from 8 hours of sleep and turning slightly sardonic.</p>

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<p>It actually took me a long time to realize that you were kidding, but I’d like to think my slowness reflects more on the users of this site, rather than my own stupidity.</p>

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<p>I don’t know… Maybe if your GPA was 5.0 out of 4.0 you might have a chance, but a measly 4.78?</p>

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<p>whoa… took me a while to realize… i actually thought it was real… i was like 2410 on SAT… how’d he get that?</p>

<p>I almost told my parents that some parents were cruel enough to not give their children food if they get under 95 lol… good thing i thought to wait until i finish reading…</p>

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<p>2410? that’s hardly good enough for community college. What are you an idiot? I wouldn’t be surprised if your name was E.D.Ott</p>