Check out my time machine.

Colleges & Universities University of Chicago
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<p>…this never happened.</p>

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<p>Paradox? Superluminal time machines are cool…</p>

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<p>Very well… to satisfy [the</a> curious](<a href=“http://img.■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■/albums/v600/axonofsquid/timex.jpg]the”>http://img.■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■/albums/v600/axonofsquid/timex.jpg). </p>

<p>This is the best model I’ve designed. Analyze it thoroughly.</p>

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<p>Clearly its a very sophisticated design cleverly designed to look like a carboard box with rabbit ears on top. The acronym SONY on the hull of the machine must have a deep significance to the warping of the fabric of space-time, that us lowly creatures can only begin to fathom. Can I try it out :)?</p>

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<p>Amazing…! I can’t even determine where the device’s entrance is.</p>

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<p>[Spirited Away is checking to see if all the parts of the time machine are working before she takes off]
Spirited Away: Time circuits on… Flux Capacitor… fluxing… Engine running… All right!
[the engine stops suddenly]</p>

<p>I’m sorry Myself, I have to speak with Doc Brown. :(</p>

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<p>cool. i think i just saw your mom’s butt in the shower.</p>

8

<p>That was actually my ass.</p>

9

<p>no wonder it was so hairy like an ape’s</p>

10

<p>some men and/or women find that attractive.</p>

11

<p>yeah…if they’re cro-magnon</p>

12

<p>its just so happens that my dwelling is a cave, where cro-magnon men, women and their hideous children are populous.</p>

13

<p>and i thought you lived in neverland with m jackson</p>

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<p>that’s my summer home.</p>

15

<p>i thought you checked into the paris hilton during the summer</p>

16

<p>Just that one time.</p>

<p>What hasn’t…?</p>