<p>I have the solution! Show a video of the proceedings in the ‘cry room’, where the bozos with their air horns can scream their kids names right into the ears of their ilk.</p>
<p>My dad attends graduations to give awards to middle school grads. He says you can guess when the screaming will start based on the socioeconomic level of the student. Maybe the schools should make that point very clearly prior to the ceremony.</p>