Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

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<p>I don’t know why I’m even posting this…I have a feeling that I know EXACTLY what CGM, et al, will say. Oh well…Enjoy!</p>

<p>Same thing happened to Bobby Knight a few years ago. Old guys should not hunt in tight quarters.</p>

<p>I feel sorry for the fellow hunter in the hospital. </p>

<p>But you have to admit this is pretty amazing irony. On Face the Nation this morning before the story broke, Dean compared Cheney to Aaron Burr. I just can’t imagine what the jokes are going to be. The pretzel has nothing on this.</p>

<p>I just read about this. I was wondering when it would show up here! I’m not a fan of Cheney’s, but what a horrible position for anyone to be in, to accidentally shoot a friend.</p>

<p>Cheney was just trying to show the man the benefits of democracy!</p>

<p>Come on now, how many of you have never mistaken a person for a quail?</p>

<p>Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. And Cheney hasn’t, yet.</p>

<p>What about Clinton?</p>

<p>Or a Quayle…</p>

<p>Those wacky Republicans!</p>

<p>The gang that couldn’t shoot straight.</p>

<p>Apparently the victim is no fan of eminent domain laws. Did Cheney shoot him because he is a Souter fan? Or just because Whittington opposes big brother?</p>

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<p>Also looks like Whittington was actually a Bush appointee when Bush was governor of Texas.</p>

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<p>Ooops Whittington was a Bush appointee when W was governor. Has Cheney ****ed the boss off or did W put a hit on Whittington for screwing up. Let SNL be the judge.</p>

<p>“Four of the six members of the TFSC board will be members of the public. The two other members will be industry members who hold both embalming and funeral director licenses. The appointment of Whittington appears to be a good move. A well-respected lawyer, Whittington has served on other controversial state positions in the past, including a stint on the Board of Corrections, the precursor to the Board of Criminal Justice, which oversees the state’s prison system. During his stint on that board, from 1979-1985, Whittington dealt with a number of difficult issues, including the Ruiz lawsuit, which forced the Texas prison system to institute a series of reforms and improve prison conditions. Whittington also served six years on the Texas Public Finance Authority, to which he was appointed by former Gov. Bill Clements.”</p>

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<p>It’s possible that Whittington was a crazed KosKid, part of a suicide faction. He may have leaped into Cheney’s line of fire in the hopes of taking him down on manslaughter charges. For the children…</p>

<p>That’s a stretch…</p>

<p>True to form though, keep it a deep, dark secret:</p>

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<p>The guy is a menace.</p>

<p>What is the point of quail hunting…they got out of a car, scared some birds and shoot at them with pellets, so are the birds even edible</p>

<p>Gee, that is some sport, its like shooting pigeons in central park</p>

<p>Okay, I feel better, and I didn’t even disparage the manliness of people who shoot birds after driving around in a car</p>

<p>And before you say anything, I grew up in Alaska and have shoot rifles, shotguns, pistols, air rifles and bow and arrows, all at targets, but still, better than shooting tweetie bird</p>

<p>Yeah ctygirlsmom people who kill quail eat 'em.</p>

<p>But if they are riddled with little pellets, can they be eaten and how much is left, after you take of the head, the bodies pretty small and if its filled with shot, is it more than a bite or too and yeah, its still like shooting pigeons</p>

<p>real sporting driving around in a car and walking a few yards to shoot em, wow, how manly is that</p>

<p>btw- my stepfather used to hunt in Alaska all the time, our family went with him, while I hate hunting, at least camping and hiking for miles and miles and waiting and such is at least a bit more sporting</p>

<p>driving around and hopping in and out of an automobile—hahahhaha</p>

<p>I think this will be good for many , many jokes</p>