<p>You know, that story has been out there and if it were a caption contest, the there are some obvious lines just begging to be written.</p>
<p>I can think of a few, I just can’t write them here…</p>
<p>Come on guys…lay 'em out…I need a laugh.</p>
<p>I’ve got the feeling that LSPF and I are on the same page.</p>
<p>Susan, one problem is that several possibilities violate CC’s TOS with respect to language. We surely don’t want that, do we?</p>
<p>I waited all day for the jokes to appear on College Confidential. Could it be that the art required for a *bon mot *is a lot more elusive than what is required for cheap criticisms, even for a nation of leftist erudites. :)</p>
<p>I was restraining myself. Still am. The target is just <em>sitting</em> there.</p>
<p>Who would ever dream of making GW the butt of any jokes. We certainly don’t want to pump anyone up to that lower level. Has anyone noticed that W is getting windier, I mean his last news conference, he seems to be assuming the position of a royal-the throne seems to fit. I wonder what type of staff will he prefers. You think he would prefer a short but stout staff or a long and narrow staff? Modern staffs have an Orb, like the Eye of Isengard, for homeland security and all that. Remember how the Eye can see in dark places and discover the budding polyps of the Fellowship. … Can never be too careful. My insurance will pay only once every 5 years, a personage like W, we need to protect against all hazards, a full exam of all parts should be done at least yearly it not monthly. Colon cancer is serious, my contractor’s wife (45) has colon cancer, unfortunately it was noticed only when she lower abdominal pain, not much time left for her. Nice person too.</p>