<p>Van has the tendency of being overly gay these days.
JinFX is tackling the metaphysics with hypophysical approach.
Dancing Jesus is 愤青.
Bow is keeping up with his BS in hope for a Bachelor of Science.</p>
<p>this chinese thread is gay. and my weekened will be gay too. i think bow and van are typical gay ppl. LOL. bow, u still owe me pizza.</p>
<p>lol. we are so gay</p>
<p>you know what’s REALLY gay though? Gmail. it’s not working just when i BADLY need it</p>
<p>peace</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…yy,i just cracked up over the peace part.i really can’t imagine you saying peace,you know,with that voice.
speaking of gay,isn’t it kind of british english?anyways,i was at this panel discussion for chicago opera theater last night and the two old guys talking were british.they were incredibly cute,the accent and everything.so my friend and i started talking to each other in british accents and kept cracking ourselves up.we were like:oh,look at them,they’re having a jolly good time aren’t they? or this is rather absurd or they are rather loud aren’t they?they’re literally BOOMING.i know i know it’s kinda rude but hey,it’s a way of amusing ourselves.
and there were opera singers who came and sang for us.it was incredible.they didn’t even need mics and they nearly deafened me.
PEACE.(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~i’m supposed to be laughing hysterically)</p>
<p>by the way bow,you just showed me you do not know what BS means.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(again laughing hysterically)</p>
<p>if one is to analyze the hystericism in the four posts above, he or she will logically deduct the same conclusion as youknowme: chinese thread is gay.</p>
<p>youknowme, i can fedex the pizza to you if you want. guarenteed that you have to pay the shipping and handling, which i will take a premium for the labor, you know me.</p>
<p>yy, sorry that GMail was temporarily down. As the CEO of Google Inc., I deeply apologize for the inconvenience. I will contact the service team immediately. Sincerely.</p>
<p>van, 您已经hysterical到一定的境界了, 笑教授撞巴士, 嘲人家英国音, 还hahaha笑个不停, 我对您的现况深表担忧…</p>
<p>and if you have seen 无极, you should and must and have to watch this:</p>
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<p>or download at </p>
<p><a href=“http://media.chinabroadcast.cn/chi/net_radio/entertainment/el060106001.wmv[/url]”>http://media.chinabroadcast.cn/chi/net_radio/entertainment/el060106001.wmv</a></p>
<p>do you mean 一个馒头引起的血案?本人早就看了,说你落后你还不信.
所以说呢,我这个境界你是达不到的.我是练了多少年啊,你望尘莫及吧~~~~
你难道还不承认你不知道BS是什么意思吗?</p>
<p>this is too funny.i seriously have tears in my eyes now.you really have to read the whole thing.
好多歌曲，因为歌手或者歌本身的原因，根本就听不清楚歌词，有好多时候我们又把本来挺不错的歌词误听。
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●小时候听《信天游》：我低头，向山沟，总觉得是我的头，像山沟。
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●千年等一回，等一回有人听成：千年的女鬼，的女鬼
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●当年综艺大观的结束曲：再见，再见，相会在彩屏前
怎么听都像：相会在太平间
后来估计是观众意见太大，改成相会在掌声里了。
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●记得米老鼠和唐老鸭吗？片头说，啊，演出开始了！我听了好久，一直以为他说，啊，野猪拉屎了！
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●《济公》里唱：哪里有不平哪有我。太对了，地上哪里不平，当然会有窝了！
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●《龙的传人》那句永永远远地擦亮眼，当初无论如何也听不懂，总听成永永远远地差两年，老是纳闷儿，为什么一定要差两年呢？
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●孟庭苇的《你究竟有几个好妹妹》，里面有一句为何每个妹妹都嫁给眼泪，我怎么听，都是为何每个妹妹都嫁给人类！
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●我的高中同学告诉我，他小时候把边区的太阳红又红听成变压器的太阳红又红！他那时根本不知道边区是什么，只是记得清清楚楚，每天傍晚时可以看见村子西边红红的落日。最要命的是，在他们村子西边某个高处架着一台变压器，傍晚刚好看到变压器上方有一轮红日。于是我同学一直纳闷儿：为什么写歌的人知道他们村的变压器放在西边呢？
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●刘德华的《中国人》里，五千年的风和雨呀藏了多少梦，听成吴倩莲的风和雨呀藏了多少梦。奇怪，难不成他们有过一段
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起慢慢变老，听成我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起卖卖电脑
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●小时候，我跟着电视学唱《聪明的一休》的主题歌(日文)，误听误学，就唱成了格叽，格叽，格叽，格叽格叽，阿姨洗痰盂
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●学习雷锋，好榜样
立场坚定豆子香
为什么立场坚定了，豆子也就香了呢？因为豆子也是爱国的吧。我一直是这样理解的。
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●
我们的祖国是花园，花园的花朵真鲜艳，和暖的阳光照耀着我们，每个人脸上都笑开颜
后两句小时候听成河南的阳光照耀着我们，美国人脸上笑开颜，郁闷了好些年
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●我小时候听别人唱过一句：我们坐在高高的骨灰缸边，听妈妈讲那过去的事情
觉得很恐怖，直到高中才知道歌词是：
谷堆旁边
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●听陈小春的新专辑《抱一抱》，风格换了，情深款款的。一路听下来，忽然听到陈小春频频唱小畜生，再留神，没错啊，全句似乎是让全世界叫小畜生。不是改雅痞了吗？不对头啊？一看歌词才知：我可以让全世界都笑出声！唉！
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●有一首歌，直到现在那句话我还认为是：一群三八舞，知道是哪首不《忘情森巴舞》。
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●有没有听过张学友唱的《结束不是我要的结果》
结束不是我要的结果
那个等在车窗里面的人已不是我
我和好友俩人听了很多次，都以为那个等在厕所里的人已不是我
怎么也没想通。
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●还有一次，把
大雁听过我的歌，小河亲过我的脸
听成：大爷听过我的歌，小伙亲过我的脸。晕！
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●后来又听同寝室的同学唱单身情歌：
爱要越挫越勇
听成
爱要越做越勇
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●任贤齐版的《神雕侠侣》的主题曲里让我悲也好，让我醉也好
我总是听成杨过悲也好，杨过醉也好
哎！干吗老跟男主角过不去呢！！！
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●还记得游子费翔的《故乡的云》吗
鬼来吧，鬼来
(归来吧，归来)，乍一听，真吓了一跳。
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●我一个农村来的同学，在听张惠妹的《姐妹》时，
你是我的姐妹，你是我的Baby！听了两天，终于忍不住开口了：这女的怎么唱的啊？怎么又是我姐妹又是我伯伯的啊！？
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●初中时有个同学听阿哲的《爱如潮水》，困惑地问我：为什么他要唱答应我你从此不在深夜里排队(徘徊)？
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●第一次在听童安格《耶利安女郎》时，竟听成
野驴呀，神秘野驴呀
纳闷儿了好一阵子！
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●要说吐字不清，首推周杰伦，他一首歌里哼哼：小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人，小贱人
我一听那个爽，也跟着唱，被女友痛骂后才知道，那兄唱的是周杰伦，周杰伦，周杰伦
还有管自己叫小贱人的？
自:Club.ChinaRen.com
●还有一个，和歌词没有关系的，是一句广告。大家看过张柏芝的索芙特瘦身广告没有啊。张柏芝手托在腰上，一摇一摆，丰姿绰约地走出来，旁边两个美女羡慕地看着，张美人说了一句为什么不用索芙特？我听成了为什么不用手扶着？以为张美人嫌自己的腰太细，怕折断呢，所以告诉大家要手扶着细腰，小心腰折了！很久以后和朋友们交流，才得知真相。大家爆笑！自:Club.ChinaRen.com</p>
<p>wait,did i already post that before?
i think i have.
seriously,i have no long term memory to speak of.</p>
<p>as a premed, why are you so proud of getting a BS degree? you know the S part is easy for you ;)</p>
<p>no i didn’t mean gay as homosexual all you american brats. I meant gay as in the gay science, as that gay old time. Every time I say something somebody is going to argue with me. This is getting gay.</p>
<p>I remember 神雕侠侣 to mean something else, like 雕 but replaced with another word with the same pronounciation, which means to hold in one’s mouth, and 侣 but replaced with also another word with the same pronounciation but which means to suck.</p>
<p>uh,american brats?i am totally chinese thank you very much.
and where did the brat part come in anyway?</p>
<p>from: rocu</p>
<p>中国人(特别是香港和台湾人)在取英文名字时有一种文化现象,这是几个外国朋友发现的</p>
<p>叫 michael的通常都很自负觉得自己受到众人欢迎,有点花痴
叫 gary的通常都很弱智 常做白痴的事情
叫 jessica的通常都很精明算的很精讲话永远都有官方说法
叫 ruby 的也是蛮有自信的女强人多
叫 vincent的通常官位都蛮大的也通常帅
叫 peggy的没什 多半是名字里有个佩字</p>
<p>叫 larry 的通常长的黑黑阴阴的
叫jennifer的通常都很机车,嘴巴很坏
叫 jack 的看起来都很老实?
叫 dick 的很无聊和很好色
叫 irene 的通常都是知性美女
叫 claire 的甜姐儿多
叫 robert的通常头都有点秃（要小心喔！）
叫 kenny 的通常调皮捣蛋</p>
<p>叫 catherine 的大肥人多
叫 anita 的通常小鼻子小眼睛
叫 terry 的通常有点自大
叫 vivian的通常都很娇气,身材很好不过我都叫他们肥肥安
叫 ivy 的通常很爱打人
叫 rita 的精明的美女
叫 jackson 的通常有点自以为是</p>
<p>叫 eric 的通常是有自信的臭屁王
叫 simon 的通常是有自傲的人
叫 james 的通常都有点自恋
叫 sam 的通常是快乐的要宝王
叫 hank 的通常是温和的有点迟疑的
叫 sarah 的通常是蛮傻瓜
叫 kevin 的通常长的蛮帅
叫 andy 的通常自认长的蛮帅
叫 angel 的有点黏人的小女人
叫 golden 的通常爱喝酒
叫 jimmy 的通常是矮矮胖胖的
叫 docata 的通常都很自恋很自大
叫 tom 的通常很乡土
叫 jason 的通常带有一点邪气
叫 paul 的通常不是gay 就是很有钱</p>
<p>Dancing Jesus, your joke is…er…I don’t know what to say.</p>
<p>faint. when I was in high school my english name was Michael…</p>
<p>there is no way gay means anything other than homo or just plain messed up</p>
<p>its been forever since it meant jolly</p>
<p>what’s john then?</p>
<p>what about mark?</p>
<p>btw, ykm, is ur ying name john?</p>
<p>ying name? english name? then yes. and btw i got my driver’s licence. everyone stay off the road.</p>
<p>did u get the driver’s license on the same day as yryuan?..omg…lets stay off the road…</p>