chuck norris facts- school/college-related

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<p>I’m sure you’ve all seen lists of “Chuck Norris Facts” (i.e. “When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down”; “Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits” etc). I thought it might be kind of fun to think of some Chuck Norris “facts” related to school/college/applying to college.</p>

<p>Here’s some:</p>

<p>-Chuck Norris applied Early Decision to Harvard. He got in.
-Chuck Norris got a 2500 on the SAT.</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris didn’t apply to Harvard. He got in.</p>

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<p>If you are related to Chuck Norris, you are considered a legacy at every college.</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris is the 9th Ivy</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris is the server for College Confidential</p>

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<p>Harvard got rejected from Chuck Norris.</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris built MIT so that he could play baseball.</p>

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<p>Steven Seagal didn’t apply to colleges, they applied for him</p>

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…in second grade back when it was out of 1600</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris got a 100 on the ACT, without taking it.</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris can shotgun a keg</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris didn’t have to move on move-in day. The college was dismantled completely and rebuilt entirely around him.</p>

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<p>Every university in the continental US accepted Chuck Norris automatically out of sheer terror. When he was in third grade.</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris took 27% of Harvard’s endowment.</p>

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<p>Steven Seagal wasn’t a PhD candidate, PhD programs were candidates for him</p>

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<p>Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris were roommates</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris got a single room at a public university.</p>

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<p>Chuck Norris didn’t learn the laws of Physics. He wrote them.</p>

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<p>chuck norris got the Roundhouse PHD by default, but disowns the dr. suffix to avoid the confusion of the fool that would think he, Chuck Norris, is a reliever of pain rather than its fundamental root cause…</p>

<p>:|</p>